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Bush Joke @Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 23:14:21
Bush and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a
new era of moral rectitude to the White House.
Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'
Someone must like me @thursday, December 28, 2000 - 19:01
For some reason Santa thought I should get my dream toy a Digital Camera. There were many Santas involved and I would like to thank all of them.
The cooliest thing, I saw a Tiger on my way home from my folks. This game preserve place has animals. Anyway this tiger was in a pen very close to the road, what an amazing animal. It was huge, I would love to stop by and see it up close. I have had miserable cold for the past 4-5 days plus allergies from a real tree and the wacky heat from a wood stove. I had sommuch fun being with my family and off this damn PC.
Here is the traditional Goff Family Photo (184k might take a little while)
Note the men folk are wearing their new TU T-shirts
Holiday Time @Friday, December 22, 2000 - 12:13:36 - tu
I won't be around much for the next week with holidays and all that jazz.
Britney Spears is on the top of searches at Lycos.
Bill is losing his pants in the stock market. his stock is value at only a mere 31 billion.
MSNBC's take on the PS2 Iraq story. Not mention of the loonies who first published the story.
@Friday, December 22, 2000 - 10:10:50
Gamespot Q3 TA Review.
Is Team Arena worth it? -Very Funny stuff
Salon did some Apple stories lately.
Can Apple be fixed
The age of computer heroes is over?
Grrr @Friday, December 22, 2000 - 08:47:47 - tu
I don't seem to be up for Kung Fu Challenge. My Mapi32.dll is crashing, I think
it is something to do with using eudora and not outlook express.
Techie Stuff @Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 19:26:41
Moreover Maine Regional News
Kriz virus stories again.
The Register picked up the World Net Daily Sadam PS2 story.
They were nice enough to point out WND are a bunch of Loonies.
Pocket PC Vs. Palm Nothing like a news site
starting a flame war over handhelds.
64 bit Red Hat Linux beta ships.
DVD-RAM - For me? no silly.
You might need a Pentium 4 if....
I challenge the Greasywop to BattleMail Kung Fu
Say it ain't so @Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 18:28:26
Well it looks like an end of an era, I have made that last great jump...
I switched over it the dreaded Internet Explorer. My Netscape which I
have used since version 1.1 up through 4.73 served me well. I wrote so many
pages in Netscape Composer. The main reason is the 6.0 is poopy and 4.73
locks up and crashes way too much. I blame Netscape and AOL but also Microsoft.
I doubt I will delete 4.73 off my machine, but I will primarly use IE 5.5
I did the difficult task of importing and arranging my bookmarks.
WFA 2.4 @Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 15:21:10
Weapons Factory 2.4 Beta is out. It works with the 1.27 Quake 3 patch.
Copy Protection propsal for Hard Drives etc...
American Slang Flappers to Rappers.
What is Humanism
Humanist Manifestos I and II
@Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 12:57:41
I posted some entries over at Disturbing Search Requests
Misc @Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 17:03:51 - tu
Clinton might be a TV News Reporter?
Junkyard Wars on tonight 9pm TLC Steam-Powered Car and Giant Mower
Kriz Virus - nasty little thing.
Bush Dogs make a return to the white house.
GameGirlz CPL All-Female Tournament
I just don't think of any of the people I play against being women.
I don't even know that many guys who play quake3.
Mega lunch post @Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 14:09:48 - tu
I realized the other day I haven't done much of the weblog chatty crap stuff.
So here is some boring crap about me...
I did get that Sony Wega TV last friday.
Its truely the best picture I have ever seen. It has S-video and component video inputs. The screen is extremely flat and of course its a Trinitron so its very sharp bright and has wonderful color. The TV shows off my horrible adelphia cable reception, just aweful. Some channels come in ok but most look really bad and the TV is so sharp it really shows how poor the quality is. DVDs are amazing, it has a trick were it turns tv into a wide 16x9 screen. I have the center channel sound running thru the TV (still don't have a center channel) The funny thing is of course I haven't had time to just sit down and watch an entire movie yet.
Watched a couple Junkyard War shows last night. My wife even seemed to enjoy the show.
They were themake a portable bridge and device to fire a rugby football.
One of the teams built an Air Cannon very similar to the type that fire potatoes.
I love it when they build things that explode or shoot something.
Played some Weapons Factory Arena last night. I noticed most of the time I have
the highest ping time number 200-350 ms ping time. That isn't a bad thing, I guess
most everyone else is such a nut about it they have high speed access. I have
been thinking about all the empty servers out there I could get a better ping
time on. I like most people goto a server that has people on it and a descent
ping time. The other thing I noticed was I voted on the map 6 or 7 times and
that map was chosen, I guess nobody else on at the time bothered to or knows
how to do the map vote option. It was fun because I never had to play a map
I didn't like.
I am going to loose way to much sleep over this one.
The Oops List a list of military accidents involving nuclear weapons.
Kung Fu Quest shockwave game. found at usr/bin/girl
Another usr/bin/girl/ Jesus only 19.95
I didn't realize all this stuff was such a big deal.
Prime-Time Blasphemy NBC's "God, The Devil and Bob"
"So God what are you drinking?" "Godís" reply, "Light beer".
So "hip-hop" "God" is shown sipping his "light beer".
I never watched it because I rarely consider a new NBC show to be any good. I can't say that I watch any thing on NBC except for ER of course.
Britanica on Blasphemy
Thus, it is not blasphemous to deny the existence of God or to question the established tenets of the Christian faith unless this is done in a mocking and derisive spirit.
Bibilical Blasphemy by Thomas Paine
Blasphemy the Movie.com - This comedy is on my list movies to see.
Characteristics of a Blasphemer
The XXX Rated Bible
Adult Christianity - For Christs Sake
1996 Ireland Cartoonist sued for Blasphemy
Christians claiming other christian Blasphemy all the time.
Silent Bob and Jay meet Bill and Ted
Inauguration Protests Planned
Popular Science Top 50 Technology Science Web Pages
I got some mail from Charlie a fan of the site (I suppose there are a few out there)
He pointed out to me the Sadam PS2 story is from World Net Daily a Right
Wing fringe meida type site.
Thanks for the info, I pulled it off Anna Nova, you never know where
these story come from sometime.
This Site gives WND the flying pig award for their biased right wing coverage.
At least this right wing wacko admits that he is and so are his links.
sorta like me admitting to being Totally Useless
Addicting? @Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 17:21:34 - tu
Weblogs addicting? Of course!!!
This one is almost a year old and I can't imagine stopping it.
Bartcop - had this tabloid photo of Jenna Bush one of GW's girls.
I didn't know much about them so I found some info on them.
Bush Daughter photos
Huge map of the Galaxy
Drilling into the Dino Killer Crater.
Iceman still a mystery.
All of Bush's Promises he made during the Campaign
Colin Powell wrote on how upset he was with the idea of Rich Kids *cough GW Bush*
getting out of military service by going into the national guard.
Backyard Pro style wrestling takes off in the US.
I think I will stick to Quake 3 and maybe some paintball games.
Vicar tells kids there is no Santa.
More Evidence of life on Mars.
I think picture of Gore is about him being a real person, something that nobody has done for
the past several months. The guy sweats alot, and he looks like he is having one hell of a
good time. I doubt anyone can imagine what it would be like under that much pressure for
Wildman @Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 09:52:17
I guess Gore was pretty happy he didn't get stuck with crap old GW will have to put up with.
Like saturday night live said, we could have had the party guy. No the Electoral College chose
a former alcoholic and drug user who is now an uptight born again christian who goes to
bed 9:30 doesn't read anything but the good book and puts in a full 7 hour day.
odd news @Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 09:40:15 - tu
Saddam is building a super computer out of 4000 playstation 2s.
City in Oregon bans the display of Christmas Trees.
Pop singer shows off his wedding tackle at a concert for kids.
Man collects 1 million after a pit bull bit off the end of his wedding tackle.
new look @Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 01:30:34 - tu
I had it all planned out, then I see it done and it reminds me of a swallowing tacks look.
hmmm. Might re-work it real soon.
I love this book, I love most of Orson Scott Card's books.
Enders Games the Movie info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Official Movie page
My Score 55.2 kilobits/sec, 6.8 kilobytes/sec
World History Compass
Free Wallpaper World
Random @Monday, December 18, 2000 - 17:23:48
I guess fake or addon nipples are catching on.
Jen over at Decollete Enhancement sent me the link.
Ilovebacon.com has that Britney oops she did it again nipple slip up photo.
and here too.
Multiple Breasted Anime Gals
Multiple Breast Art
@Monday, December 18, 2000 - 15:38:34
Oni Demo is out!!!
Quake 3 1.27g patch with MOD team suport!!!
Zardoc by Belac
Barrysworld.comthey have a WFA server
Barrysworld Quake 3 page
ELS Bible Code in New Testament
NYC Bar Pals
Gaming @Monday, December 18, 2000 - 13:48:43
Oni Demo is out!
Quake 3 1.27g patch with MOD team suport! (about time)
Now WFA can be upgraded/patched soon.
Zardoc by Belac
Village Idiot? @Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:51:37 - tu
I dunno if this is a joke or not. I am gonna research it.
In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader.
news @Monday, December 18, 2000 - 09:35:32
Nvidia bought out 3DFX ??? thats just nuts.
IBM Sells large Commerical Computer.
AWOL Soldier lives in 16 year olds room for three weeks.
I wonder if they met on AOL.
They are not even sure how many Genes are in the human body.
misc @Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:59:34 - tu
Unknown Batman Costume - Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Rudest words in Britian
Slashdot Mp3 Disk Space poll 9 gigs? come on guys.
White LEDs ??
Junk @Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:31:26 - tu
My guts hurt, I O.D.ed on chocolate last night.
27" Sony Wega anyone?
Audio Review on the Wega.
WWII era rocket launched accidentally.
Life in Bush's America
Gore's uncle threatened with death if his nephew didn't concede.
Midnight dip leads to becoming a crocodile snack.
See-thru spray - read mail without opening it.
Very Misc @Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 13:46:28 - tu
MBNA Construction guys took out my Phone service on Wednesday morning.
It was just turned back on only 26 hours later.
Fucking Assholes, this is the 3rd time in the past few months I have lost phone
service due to their idiot boy construction guys.
Hail to the Thief.org
Free Sex News.com not as good as naked news.com but still...
Celebrity Sex News
Desktop Wallpapers Myboringlife
DDR Athlon *drool*
General Protection Fault
Shrub Humore @Thursday, December 14, 2000 - tu
Looks like the Supreme Court split 5/4 against Gore is gonna end of all this.
This is all pretty messy, split votes, split country, split courts.
This is what I wished actually, a Lame Duck Republican President
heading into a possible recession.
The former Governor of New York threw out that silly idea of stealing 3 Republicans. Just silly.
I really do believe Gore got more votes in Florida, the odds were against him after he
conceded that morning.
The court's unsigned opinion said seven justices agreed that there were constitutional
problems with the recount ordered by the Florida court, but that they disagreed on the remedy.
``It is obvious that the recount cannot be conducted in compliance with the requirements
of equal protection and due process without substantial additional work,'' the court said.
But the court said that because Florida lawmakers intended in effect to complete the
choosing of electors by Dec. 12 an order requiring a new recount ``could not be part of
an appropriate'' remedy.
The court issued its ruling in an unsigned opinion. Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist
and Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas went further in a separate opinion,
saying the Florida Supreme Court also violated the Constitution and federal law in
ordering the recount.
In a dissent, Justice John Paul Stevens said, ``Although we may never know with
complete certainty the identity of the winner of this year's presidential election,
the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the nation's confidence in the judge
as an impartial guardian of the law.''
Justices Sandra Day O'Connor (news - web sites) and Anthony M. Kennedy did not
sign any separate opinion, but their votes were counted in the main unsigned opinion.
Dissenting were Justices Stevens, David H. Souter., Ruth Bader Ginsberg
and Stephen G. Breyer.
Very Cool @Tuesday, December 11, 2000 - 18:00:31 - tu
I just remembered this site is 1 year old!!
The whole weblog thing didn't start till Jan but the domain is 1 year old.
@Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 16:15:37
Local New Man tries to kill son for beastiality
Also Bangor Maine is the one stop place for people with Air Rage.
Court@Monday, December 11, 2000 - 14:15:30
to the machine@Sunday, December 10, 2000
- 18:22:37 - tu
Fun fun @Sunday, December 10, 2000 - tu
Someone used the analogy
of push toothpaste back into the tube to describe the idea the Gore
Very interesting Salon
Article on Florida trying to clean up the voting list.
it's under 100 votes@Saturday, December
9, 2000 - 19:41:11 - tu
I am really sick of DeLay
and Baker blaming the courts when they loose.
``Don't engage in attack
politics against the judicial branch of our great democracy,'' Gephardt
DeLay, on Friday, said the
court had ``squandered its credibility and violated the trust of the
``This is what happens when,
for the first time in modern history, a candidate resorts to lawsuits
This is how we are supposed
to deal with this stuff. Nobody is breaking any law, people are
Fun@Saturday, December 9, 2000 - 00:23:50
December 8, 2000 - 17:47:06 - tu
December 8, 2000 - 17:38:14 - tu
stuff@Friday, December 8, 2000 - 09:42:13
December 8, 2000 - 00:36:23 - tu
Fun@Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 13:37:10
December 7, 2000 - 12:31:04 - tu
@Tuesday, December 5, 2000
December 5, 2000 - 14:07:45 - tu
@Tuesday, December 5, 2000
Men spend more time looking
gift for the boss than for a wife.
December 5, 2000 - 13:00:24
when your bored with Am I
hot or not follow
Another one @Monday, December 4, 2000 - 17:19:18 - tu
- Zoophilia not Bestiality (but its listed under beastiality)
Wop had some foul things to say, but I have had days like that.
Another story on the Bullet
Proof Vest Boys
Still waiting for Judge Sauls
I don't think it would be
a good idea to do that. Of course I am biased I want Bush in office
December 4, 2000 - 11:49:42 - tu
December 4, 2000 - 11:20:49 - tu
Yeah@Monday, December 4, 2000 - 10:12:55
INFP same thing.@Monday, December 4, 2000
- 09:33:18 - tu
@Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 22:39 - tu
buddy Pete came over today, we hooked up the K6 beasts and played some
games. Did some Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament etc.. What we need is some
wireless gear in the same building then we wouldn't have to move any computers.
December 2, 2000 - 14:48:16 - tu
a wacky day@Saturday, December 2, 2000
- 01:29:00 - tu