Totally Useless January 2001 Archive 

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@Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 13:58:27
Quote of the Day
"No myth of miraculous creation is so marvelous as the face of man's evolution."

Poor Dead Idiot. Flying SUV Accident
Link DWL-920 USB Wireless Network Kit
Dreamcast drops to $99
Bluetooth trouble
Online - Magic 8 Ball

Ultra Tiny Notebook. 6.4-inch, swiveling TFT display,
Crusoe 5600-600, 111MB, Rage Mobility 8MB, Toshiba 13GB HD

Crazy Sites mostly E/N sites. I dunno what the deal is with them.
I like a weblog/ e/n hybrid. Pure e/n sites are too messed up for me.
we hate everyone e/n e/n e/n E/N

Bits @Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 22:00:36 - tu
Bush proposes bigger tax breaks for faith based deductions.
Church=State to GW I guess or Church+State=Dubyaland.

Amazon lays off1300 workers
Dean Kamen still quiet about Ginger.
Avantgo doing very well for itself.

Bush girls are they Hot or Not?

Roadtrip Day 4 (I stayed up for the Email update from my Mom and Brother.)
Brinkley, AR
to Amarillo Texas - 641 miles.
Billboard Highlights
"Hitchhikers maybe escaped convicts"
"Cowpoke Inn"
"Pig Out Palace - buffet and grill"
"Hog Trough Liquors"

@Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 19:45:01
Latest Bushism....
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself,
but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

January Layoffs - A ton of them. Scary stuff.
Win2001 beta screenshots.

Fun Fun Fun @Tuesday, January 30, 2001

Totally Useless Photo.
My messy desk 328k (ouch)
1600x1200 photo from my Cannon S10 Powershot. Nothering fancy just point and click. I just got the recharger and battery pack. I am sure I will be taking lots more useless photos now.

The little White (house) Lie
Ginger - Hype or Hoax
The economist take on Ginger
Hotmail - In trouble again.
IE6 beta gets out online before it should have.
The Ctrl Alt
Rate My Face

Someone hit my page looking for: - +"terrorist manual" - MTVs
Hacking the PS2
Angry Rants Humor

Holyweblog - Yep, a relgious weblog.
The Pig Site - Lots of piggies
Jesus's Webpage - an Oldie. New to me.
Sir Links Alot lots of links...
Insane Pictures
The Wallpaper web
Really Weird Stuff
Canadian World Domination
Fuzzybone Comic Strip
Whats your Pokemon Name?
Mine. Flaryu - You live in the arctic wastes of Finland, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, berries and green tea.

Kopsis Engineering - Makes Visor CF adaptor.
I dunno 196 megs on my Visor would be crazy.
Howto make an Audio CD - um I guess everyone need the basics.
I should write a how to VCD one sometime.

ASUS AGP-V7700 Ultra review at I am not a

Roadtrip Day 3
My brother and mom progress so far.
Started in Bristol TN, and got to Brinkley, AR - 561 miles.
I just love getting updates via email. I missed it last night I was in bed before they were done driving.
bits @Monday, January 29, 2001 - 13:26:10 - tu
Clinton calls Bush's bluff and offers to pay for damages, just send him the list George.
White House scales back prank reports Gee I guess they were caught in a lie.
Leahy says no to Ashcroft

China jumps ahead with their HDTV Standard
X-Com Enforcer Preview.
I loved the first 2 installments on that game.
Oni Review
Rice Genome Decoded

News @Monday, January 29, 2001 - 08:26:42 - tu
Editorial Cartoons
Americans and Mad Cow Disease
This is like the 3rd or 4th story in the past week.

More on Bush's plan to mix Church and State
Lennons Sex Pictures Bad Art - I thought Russian not Beatle.
Earth's Invisible Force Field - If it's invisible how did they get the picture?
Cat Poop can make you crazy. That would explain my Ex... is a pretty good news site.
I don't have her read me the stories though.

@Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 23:29:04

My brother is doing the road trip thing. He has just finished his second day of driving. My mom is driving out with him she is send email updates daily. They did Scranton to Bristol with a slight side trip. 600 miles. His truck is towing a trailer and getting around only 10+ miles a gallon ouch!

An interesting Article my Grandfather sent around.
Dershowitz pointing out Bush seeing the US as a Christian Only Nation
Human Cloning coming soon...
How to be a Good Republican - Local R&P BBS Post
More Florida stuff. Optical Scanners error rate and uncounted votes. (Jan 28th story)

Back @Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 22:59:35 - tu
I am back, but it was nice to cut the chains for 3 days...
Slaves to the Machine in Brazil in Portuguese - Cool. Thanks Felipe

In ths does anyone other than me still care dept...
West Palm beach ballots put Gore ahead of Bush. Jan 27th story.
Bush to mix Church and State.
More on the MS DOS attack

Gates to donate $100 million to AIDS Research.
Has any other rich tech guys given as much as this man? percentage wise even?
I doubt Mr jobs has done anything with his money...
Microsoft admits to being hacked
Dish Hackers get zapped.
Pluto has been downgraded. It aint a planet anymore.

Those links people seem to come for...
Ginger IT rumors, links, etc..
Kind of a cool twist on a AmIhot clone Foto Face off
Webcam Showcase
HTML Sourcse - Need to brush up... I have been told I should learn Css.
Planet Pat
Project Mayo The World of Divx
Good Question - What are the 12 animals of the Chinese zodiac?
Jackass page. I always want to call it asshole instead. - Comics
TelcoTimes - News
Earth Quake - Oh yeah.
Explorezone Science News.

News @Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 21:38:31 - tu
Which is it Bill? DOS attack or DNS Errors
This article an hour old says Denial of Service Attack
1/5th of women try the lesbian fling
Google,Bush and Dumb Motherfucker

Castro hopes Bush is not as stupid as he seems.
Just think of it Castro is old, he was up against JFK, that is wild.

New Linux Worm Virus.
Study claims Bigger Babies grow up brighter
More water on Mars?
I knew it would happen. Robotic internet sex devices

Storm Trooper Crazy
I have been playing with this trooper stuff.
lots of fun. Blogging Troopers is a list of people who blog who have created troopers.
My wife and I have been discussing a Blogger Page for her to use. We will see.

Piglets Profanisaurus - Very Entertaining.
After being called hosebag one too many times we decided to look it up today.
hosebag n. A woman of loose morals. She of bucket fanny (qv).
Aslo at the site "Burp the worm" and "build a log cabin"

more @Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 14:17:48 - tu
Junk Email - I will be spending some time here.
I have been getting buried lately.
Top 5 Stories - I would need the top 1000 stories.
Cast Maker - Cast your own movie.
The Mammoth Site
Calvin and Hobbes Resurrection
Similar to the Bench and the Red Meat one.
This site give me a great
idea for a really useless page.

Lunch @Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 13:58:31 - tu
I submitted a political cartoon to Bartcop and it is up there today. Very cool.
I know its not one of my funniest but I think its funny to democrats.
Chris sent me the Missing W story. Of course I wrote about already, but when I look on my page
that post mysteriously vanished. I wonder how many other things disapear?
Missing "W" Also Here
Drudge has a story on it but he goes on about all kinds of other crazy stuff.

I am kinda worried...
Kathrine Harris hit my page.
Like a dozen times too. All from like scary...
Must be all my Florida Bush stole the election coverage. I am probably in some FBI file now.

This Man snuck up to Bush in the parade. This is his second time he did it to Clinton too.
Ashcroft asked a possible employee if he had the same sexual preference as most men.

Britney the potty mouth.
She said "fuck" and "shit" on an open mike.
Lucky for her it didn't go over the PA system at the Concert.

Somebody hit me looking for Porno for your PDA

Stuff @Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 23:14 - tu
I don't get much fan mail here at totally-useless, but when I do it's great.
I know this site gets hits but, I still wonder like to hear from humans and not just the spammers. No more spam!!! Spammers, you goto hell, you goto hell and you die!!

I got a request for Palm/Visor Software links.
So here is the collection I came up with.
Palm Gear HQ - Downloads - Palm
Palm Boulevard - Downloads
ZDNet Palm - Downloads
  Tucows - Downloads
Palmspot - Downloads
PPA - Downloads
Handango - Downloads
Some freeware programs I use and recommend. (Yeah I play mostly games on it)

Avantgo Offline Web Browser - Very cool.
Diddlebug - Great doodling app

Blocks 1.2
- Tetris Clone
Dr. Mario Clone
Gobble 1.3 - Pacman Clone.
IMR-bmd - Fun little puzzle game.

Watched Strange Frequencies on VH1, I thought it was pretty good for TV.
Maybe I just watch too much crap all the time.
I suppose some people noticed
I have actaully cut down on the bush bashing. He hasn't done anything since
monday to get under my skin. Kinda Funny I cut down the number of PCs doing
SETI so the TU ranking is getting worse the past couple times I have checked.
Almost one year of doing SETI.

More Junk @Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 17:40:39 - tu
Possibly the best Browser Startup out there.
(not just because Totally Useless is on it)

Playstation 3 Hype - No not a misprint.
RAID info -Details etc..
ISPs the MPAA and DeCss.
Intel Slashing chip prices.
To bad nobody want to upgrade there 600-800 mhz to 1.2s
Q3arena plays just fine on my old 400mhz K6

Stuff @Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 17:20:53
The First White House Scandal - Missing W's

Biological Warfare Researchers take note.

Cool Toy. Futurama Metal Lunchboxes.

Swag the radio show?
I was looking for cool tradeshow swag.
Secret of Swag

I want Totally Useless Swag like this...
Cool Swag 1 - Cool Swag 2 - Cool Swag 3

Morning @Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 07:48:52 - tu
I don't think I will ever be a morning person. In a crunch its amazing
how many things you can skip to get ready for work. bathing, eating....

Buffy says nobody is moving her show to another network
Ashcroft still has some stuff to answer for.
McCain and Bush to meet I hope no one gets snippy.
Seven year old with an IQ score of 158
BSE and Scrapies in the US.
Hackers hacking in record numbers.
Microsoft's web site was down for awhile. not hacked just crappy MS software.
Wind and Currents pushed most of the oil spilt away from the Galapagos.

Bite My I love funny URLs.
Laura is naked - Not Bush or Croft.
The Atoms Family
The Atom
Gay TVguide

tidbits @Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 20:56:51 - tu
No Dreamcasts after March?
Baby Bells dominate the DSL market
DVD Authoring the Killer App?
Its on my list of toys for the stocking.
Hackers Deface Microsoft Site.
Ziphip and Audible deal.

Lunch time @Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 14:18:54 - tu
Yes!! I have found it! Atari Goldmine - O'Shea Limited

Another Sims pack coming out soon.
Sheep Demo - I Know island boys who like sheep.
Oni Impressions
Oni Interveiw No Multiplayer Grrrr...

Climate part of Human Evolution.
Gee I wonder what global warming will do?

I was looking for the MR. Plow Song. found - Simpons Wavs
AnnaNova Story - K K K Kids Page

Christ Retired in Japan

egroup notmypresident
egroup bushoccupation
egroup dem-weekly
egroup dem-daily

Bush uses California as an excuse for imediate drilling in the Alaskan wildlife refuge.

The elder Thurmond, 98 nominates his 28-year-old son
Damn, he is the man if he is popping out kids at 70 years old.

Pro Lifers point out bush reversed 1 of clintons 5 original executive orders on abortion.
"If Bush were as strong in his pro-life beliefs as Clinton was in his
pro-abortion convictions," Brown said, "he would have reversed them all."

100 different names to refer to Bush.

Under My Skin @Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 00:30:22 - tu
I don't see Mr. Bush is trying very hard to unite with me personally.

Tommy Thompson says he would review last year's decision permitting the sale of the abortion pill RU-486. Does anyone remember what Bush said about it?
Asked about a recent Food and Drug Administration decision approving the use of the abortion pill RU-486, Bush said, "I don't think a president can" overturn such a decision.
I guess Mr. Thompson can, can't say he lied on that one.

McCain pushes for campaign reform.
More on Bush and his descion today to put into effect the Reagan Anti-abortion gag rule

On the Agenda next week, mixing religion and tax money to help people.

The UN report on Global Warming scares the shit out of me. also here
Maine is hot enough for me. 10 degrees warmer sound pretty crappy to me.

Feels like a Monday...
@Monday, January 22, 2001

Quote of the day...
"God" as traditionally defined is a systematic contradiction of every valid metaphysical principle.
The point is wider than just the Judeo- Christian concept of God. No argument will get you from this
world to a supernatural world. No reason will lead you to a world contradicting this one.
No method of inference will enable you to leap from existence to a "super-existence."
[Leonard Peikoff, "The Philosophy of Objectivism"]

@Monday, January 22, 2001 - 14:19:48
This are getting a little out of hand I had 50 peices of junk mail in my eudora this morning.
I known part of the problems is its from like 8 differant mailboxes but still.

Miss Bitch is Back!!

American Atheist
Political Amazon
IMDB - Vanessa L. Williams Photos

Supposedly Britney shacked with her man in Brazil for 3 days.
She just bought $3 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

They are supposed to be off limits.
Off Limits 1 Off Limits 2
Who is Hotter? Gore Vs Bush Daughters
Bush Girls Rumor
I attended Stephen F. Austin high school with george W. Bush's two twin daughters
Barbara Bush, and Jenna Welsh Bush. Barbara Bush, was sweet and very open minded.
She was very different from Jenna. Jenna was a closed minded racist and very promiscuous
might I add. One day, I Jenna encountered me and told me nasty things.
She was rude and very naive. In class she acted like a total bimbo,
pretending that she did not know the answer or something.
Both the twin daughters get drunk at parties, in fact George W. Bush
covered it up so it wouldn't ruin his poor reputation.
All of this is the truth and I have no reason to lie. Thank You.
I really think it was a guy/girl that did goto school with them.

Goff Men @Monday, January 22, 2001 - 08:18:43 - tu
The Goff men are not morning people.

Update time @Monday, January 22, 2001 - 01:38:17 - tu
I missed this one. Bush bombed Iraq already? A present for dad?
Raw News ABC News
I almost forgot. Today is the day McCain gets day in the spotlight =)

I wanna see the movie Snatch I am not sure why.
I don't remember the last time I wanted to see a movie.
Nothing really stikes my interest I guess.

Maine Live Journals
Small worlds, looking at live journals. Sharon's page is written by someone I went to school with. She was talking about the 89 Bush sr. Inauguration she was in the band that went to DC to perfom with my ex-wife and brother. Kinda of odd, I guess its been on my mind too.

I have been doing the whole soulxchange this evening rather fun.
I found a bunch of pages of people selling their souls.
Whitneys Journal
Migraine Industries
Net Girl
Info Anarchy
Angelic Dreams + Beautiful Darkenss She has a live journal and some artwork.
McGruff Dir

Simpsons Quotes
This Modern World comic strip
Fast Facts

Way too late @Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 02:48:16 - tu
Bought a whole bunch of souls tonight. I am learning more about it.
I grabbed up a bunch of local souls just for fun.

Farscape - I just love this show.
132 - 1 ghz AMD chips will make one hell of a Super Computer.
SuperCD -Vs- DVD Audio - I want SuperCD to win)
DeCss and EEF in the news again.
FCC and Digital Boradcasters still trying to figuire out what to do about the whole DTV mess.
More bad news in the PC Industry
I plan on haning onto my little 400 mhz till it explodes or Doom3 comes out.
As long as I don't play Team Arena or Giants I should be ok.
I seem myself buying some PDA/Digital camera addons maybe an MP3/cdr player sometime.
I went from a 386 40mhz AMD to a 486 100mhz AMD to Cryix 686 133 to a K5? 400mhz AMD.

WFA @Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 01:23:41 - tu
Someone reminded me I haven't done the wfa thing in awhile. I played on dallas
and Satjun? Anyway My ping time was like 350 everyone elses was 150 and under.
I played engineer or arso alot. Finished on a high note 5 to 0 on Orbital.
Time for lots of sleep if I wasn't so wired from WFA.

I suppose
I am getting bored or sick of the political thing. I am sure some others are too.
Moving and changing stuff at work, I am sure we will all get used to it.

I am trying to get some other people people into the whole weblog thing.
If anyone can think of some good idea for some some kind of group
weblog let me know. - TU

Misc Junk
@Friday, January 19, 2001 - 18:10:24 - tu
What is scarier a CIA Kids Page
or an Anti Drug CIA page - Flash Movies etc
Earth2150 - RTS Game.
Planet Tara - Gallery

Hamster Style
Cheap Thrill

The Campus Rag
Strip Tease Comic Strip
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - groovy

I like it @Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:09:46 - tu
I really like the new layout, lets see how long it lasts.
I can't imagine rolling power outages, thats just nuts. I told a guy tonight
maybe the reason he can't get a page was the power outages in California.
Been such an odd week. I have been playing with my Visor alot more lately,
nice little toy. I am not organized enough to do pratical stuff with it.
I should be getting a new battery for my camera soon so I will be spamming
the site with lots of boring high-res photos.
Jesse is the Man, I wanna be poppin out some kids at his age. I was thinking
if he was muslim it be acceptable to have more than 1 wife.
Time for bed I have to get up in a few hours.

Cool Fark found Disturbing Search Requests I am of course a contributor.

BBC story on the Light Thing - Very cool stuff.

Jenna K Linked to TU.
I like that painting by Waterhouse
I dont thinkg I am familiar with any of his work? Not sure.

Vegan News
Vegetarian Central

New Look @Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 21:42:12 - tu
Something different. I did the layout in photoshop and transfered
it back to a web page. The graphics total 43k but most of it is
the title image which is 31k.

@Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 17:50:08
You gotta love Polls

Four of 10 (40%) in the ABC-Post poll said they don't believe
Bush was legitimately elected, including almost half of women,
three-fourths of Democrats and four of five blacks.
I am glad I am not alone.

55 percent of Americans think the country is headed into a recession.
And only a fourth of Americans said tax cuts are a top priority.

The public's enthusiasm for proposed missile defense programs Bush
supports tends to wane when questions are raised. Four in five support
the program, but that number drops steadily to a minority when questions
are raised about the cost and how well the missile program will work.

Latest Strip

Click image for larger version

@Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 19:39:41

Cronus Connection Cool a link - Very TU-ish.
The Episode 2 Info
Banned Eidos Ad
Detailed X-Box Photos
Funny search Result. were+can+i+get+porn+on+my+dreamcast

@Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 19:39:41

Cronus Connection Cool a link - Very TU-ish.
The Episode 2 Info
Banned Eidos Ad
Detailed X-Box Photos
Funny search Result. were+can+i+get+porn+on+my+dreamcast

Lots of Crap @Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 19:21:01 - tu
Changes at Totally Useless? Nah!!!
This is just sad. Trying to talk politics in a chat room with a bunch of kids. Washington Post.
Even worse. Lottery Winners building Graceland replica.

Visor Phone Review.
Ginger Spoof
Canon PowerShot G1 3.34MPixel Digital Camera Review
Nomad Review
PC Buying Guide
Am I X or not
Will Rogers
USB 2.0 News
Dolby Labs - Past, Present, Future
mp3PRO - Cool.
Gonna study up on this one. The Wow Signal of 1977 - Yeah, wow.
Apple 4th Quarter Losses are public.
Handspring doing better than thought.

@Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 08:35:47
SoulXchange explains the problems it site has had. I can't buy and sell souls.
Of course that also means no one can buy mine.

quote-o-the-day @Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 08:31:15
"It would be very nice if there were a God who created the world
and was a benevolent providence, and if there were a moral order
in the universe and an after-life; but it is a very striking
fact that all this is exactly as we are bound to wish it to be."
[Sigmund Freud]

Oh yeah @Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 01:04:57 - tu
For some crazy reason I redid and uploaded TPY again
I guess I missed the dumb thing or something.

Deep Thoughts - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 11:50 PM
I have been thinking alot lately about the whole Liberal Conservative thing lately. I resent the fact Gore really did get more votes in Florida but Bush still won election. I feel that Bush isn't the brightest bulb in the package and I don't think he will take the country in the right direction.
I don't hate him personally or anyone like that. I hear alot of people saying the liberals hate Bush and Ashcroft. I have an opposite view on issues that they do, but people shouldn't read that as hate.
I was reading about those extreme people who truly hate Clinton and wish him dead etc..
I can't imagine that, I mean a guy tried to crash a plane into the White House and another one opened fire on it with a SKS.
Its seems the whole Anti Clinton industry is out of a job?
What are they gonna go on about now? HA HA HA!!
See ya later guys.

I plan on teasing and making fun of all of Bush's future blunders (I am sure there will be alot).
I just don't want to see thing roll back, less protection of the environment the repeal of Roe -V- Wade. I really don't want Star Wars or a new Cold War to start these things really could happen.

Bill Clinton leaves office with highest approval rating of an outgoing president ever 65%
Someone suggested he would run for senate in a few years. That would be funny.

Fund fun
@Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 15:51:53
Mutual Fund fun fun, I invested in one at high point in the market.
It's down now somewhere around 35%-40%. I don't consider it real
money so I am not to worried. I am pretty sure it will pick up someday.

Political Pop-Quiz
I score Left-Liberal - of course. Proud of it too.
Funny Liberal Conservative Test

Clinton goodbye speech Thursday night 8pm

Unofficial Politically Incorrect Homepage
Politically Incorrect

PI FAQ So is Bill liberal or conservative?
Depends on the situation. For the most part he is liberal he's pro-animal rights, pro-drug legalization, and pro-choice) but can sometimes lean to the right (he eats meat, he's pro-death penalty and anti-porn on the internet). He'd like to be a Libertarian but the politics seem unrealistic to him. Basically, Bill lives his own life with a common sense approach.

@Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:16:41
IT or also known as Ginger
It and also anotherIT Story.

Reading about the Anti-Porn Guy over at electronic whore
Make Porn illegal, thats just nuts. Oh yeah he is against Mixed Marriages too.

God Blasters
Transsexual Surgery: Its Pros and Cons
The Music of Final Fantasy
Slut Wars
XML Answers - I should probably go back here.
Kitt Peak CAM National Observatory, Arizona
Amicable Atheist
Nell McAndrew Webring
Vegan Shoes

@Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 10:54:58
"Christian creeds and doctrines, the clergy's own fatal inventions,
through all the ages has made of Christendom a slaughterhouse, and
divided it into sects of inextinguishable hatred for one another."
[Thomas Jefferson, letter to Thomas Whittemore, June 5, 1822]

March on Washington @Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 09:33:06 - tu
I almost decided to go down.
I will probably regret not going.

I sold my soul on the internet today!!! Monday, 15 January, 2001 23:04
Soulxchange - FAQ
feel free to buy and sell My Soul
I bought Maggies soul today. (I hope she doesn't mind)
Her weblog is (The cooliest URL) Fluffy Battle Kitten

More possible Mad Cow cases in McDonald's suppliers slaughterhouse!

A New Cold War? - scary shit
>The prospect of renewed international tensions came as Moscow and Beijing announced the >forging of a treaty and strategic alliance over arms and space programmes which could rupture the >new, post-Cold War world order. Guardian Story Here
More on Bush Starwars Plans.

Ashcroft linked to "Guns for Pupils" I wish it was a joke. -The Guardian Jan 13th story.

McCain to introduce Campaign Reform on Jan 22nd

"If George Bush was anymore retarded, he'd be on death row in Texas." Bill Maher

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."—Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001 BUSH of course

Clintons video clip about how republicans stop the count in Florida

Martin Luther King Day
Yahoo Links - Pages about Martin Luther King day.

Election Humor
(for those who haven't gotten enough)

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President
Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo
Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant.
Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.
To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
**** The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years
Campaign spending: $184,000,000. Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.
Found on the Local Religion and Politics Board.

Fun Weekend @ Sunday Jan 14th 2001
My folks the other day and my brother came for a 2 day visit.
The kids just love having the grandparents to climb all over.
Lots of fun, the kids love to see everyone.

My brother and I did some network gaming. Quake 3, Urban Ops, UT and RA2.
My brother has a Geforce card with a TV out feature. We hooked it up and It looked great on the Sony WEGA. 27" monitor. Quake ran great on it. The home webcam took a crappy photo of it. (right)

More Misc... @Friday, January 12, 2001 - 17:27:34
Hack The Bass
Geek History thru T-shirts.
Difference between
Male and Female Orgasms

First Hate crime prosecution to protect Christians
Military plans for exo skeletons

Very Misc... @Friday, January 12, 2001 - 14:33:59 - tu
More local Blogger Fever The Quiet

I didn't put this on this page. I do find it somewhat amusing.
This link is prepared to cheat by doing this... CLICK HERE.... so fuck you all anyway

Someone found my page looking for....
women + university + florida + cool + homepage + personal + nude

Unauthorized Type
Another Font - Very nice font.

Stephen Hawking Photo.
Britneys Movie
Human Migration Theory Disputed

Bush also had terse remarks on President Clinton comment in a Chicago speech that
Bush won the White House because the Republicans stopped the vote counting in Florida.
``When they counted the ballots in the state of Florida, I won. And he can say what he wants to say,
but January the 20th I'll be honored to be sworn in as president,'' Bush said.

Bush is a Robot @Friday, January 12, 2001 - 13:18:55 - tu
In a recent Washing Post article it was pointed out through photos that Bush is a Robot
TU's crack reporting staff has come up with more photo proving Bush is a Robot!!!

Everyones Blogging @Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 17:20:46 - tu
People in the office have caught Blogger Fever.
Time Requires An Argument
I will have to make up a 88 button for the site now.
old time followers of the page may remember brythm from the TUBoys Page.
Rhythm is such a hard word to spell. seems like it should be rythm or rythem?

Clipart Strip
What ever happened to the American Classics?
Found some funny clipart truetype fonts. I thought they might make a silly diversion.
Ode to Red Meat of course.

go home
@Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 17:01:36
I wanna be an Action Figuire

Bluetooth at CES.
Alternative Storage for mp3 players.
CES Day 4
CES Day 3

Wow more TU Spamming @Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:05:13 - tu
Another Maine Blog!!!! Proud Giner I new I would find one sooner or later.
And another. WENDing

I know extacly what Matt over at Sensible Erection means.
We do it because we have no choice. Just like some people are internet addicts it's not a choice.
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Planet Jon
Chicks Dig Unix
Boing Boing
My Navel
Ghost in the Machine
Bitter Pills
More Blogs I like.
Skittish Girl
Team Monkey
The Booge
Grab it Fast Unclaimed Funny URLs
Relapsed Catholic - Cool. Religion Blog. - Slashdot-esq
Solar Max 2000
Sanity test

Blogger got the Donations for the Blogger Server.
Some of the largest protests for an Inauguration in a long time.
The Bomb replaced the Monolith.
Computer Buys 2000 - Wow talk about Cheap.

Cool Cat Studio
The Bench
The Parkinglot is Full
Digital Living Today Cartoons - I love the PDA one.

Charlotte been talking about some other big breasted ladies lately.
Tara O'connor - ( Used to be on TPY...>
Linsey McKenzie

Oh Yeah
American Junkyards war on tonight 9pm Off Road Vechiles then Boats

Funny Sig joke, I love it.
"Don't throw away your vote
Let the Supreme Court do it for you"

Yesterday stuff I forgot to post
I suck ass at the Ronald Reagan Memory Game
Chickenhead don't forget to check out there spiffy desktops
NSA abandons wondrous stuff
Quake III Team Arena Info new features tweaks etc...
Pending Supreme Court Cases

misc/etc... @Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 12:02:13 - tu
I have been using Treepad for ever.
Its a great program for storing and sorting text. I keep all my html updates in it.
I have archive a bunch of info, jokes, text, etc..

Classics Unveiled
Kooch-e-Koo A cartoon I think.
Fucking Amal - Interesting Movie.
HDTV Galaxy
Celeb Archive - Found a few.
Dead Sea Scrolls

Out Feb 6thFarscape First Episode DVD.
George Lucas in Love on DVD?
46 minutes ? I must have seen a shorter version on Sci Fi.

Oh my freakin word. Bush to be sworn in on the
same bible as his daddy was sworn in on. Yeah and Rev. Billy Graham will be there too.

Issues on Losing Canidate John Ashcroft on the Issues.
Settling the score with Ashcroft
Abortion rights key to Ashcroft fight
Wrong Place For Ashcroft
Jimmie Carter talks to and about Gore.

Now I know.. @Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:15:48 - tu
..why people join clans and avoid Public Servers in WFA. This last game my entire team was
on defense, it was ridiclous. 0 to 0 till the final 3 minutes. I played cyborg for a good part of the
level, kept getting nailed and getting killed not making much headway because Red were
all defensive too. (People really gotta pick a buddy and double up or something the pubs are
so bad)
. I explained to my team the enemy base was pretty open , me being the only one to
see any of it. One of our engineers (Crewel) got the red flag and dropped in the water on there side
and was popped . I was right there and grabbed the flag. They all had me so I dropped a medium
plasma bomb and proceeded to die. I told the team "falg in water" then went back to the spot.
My med plamsa bomb fried 3-4? people at the flag drop point. Dumb Bastards trying to guard it
near a med plasma. I hot footed it back to the spot and took a tiny level1 sentry while some on
my team grabbed the flag and scored the only capture with less than 3 minutes left. It was just
about running out the clock after that. MY team did a great job defending almost so well they
forgot to got offensive but we pulled it off. Of course the several previous games are a differant
story. They never had a Cyborg it was nuts. I like to see a full team on both sides.

Funny Shit @Monday, January 8, 2001 - 20:16:29 - tu
South Park remixed MP3s
South Park Parodies

Veggie - Sodomy @Monday, January 8, 2001 - 20:10:27 - tu
Top ten meat-eating Myths
How to win an Arguement with a Meat Eater
Meat Stinks
Friends of the

Sodomy -
Anal copulation of one male with another.
Anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
Copulation with an animal.

Gays seek to over Sodomy Law in Louisiana.

Interesting Reading 25 plus states have had these Laws repealed.
Including Maine.
In Louisiana its a Felony.
Maximum Penalty: 5 Years & $2,000.00 Fine
Thats just crazy, in some states it only applies to Homosexuals.

Oh yeah of course that bible book has something
to say about it.

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.
- Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne said that although
Churchill had not said this, he wished he had.
And of course a Pogues Song.

Various Links @Monday, January 8, 2001 - 19:10:05 - tu
Bush for Dummies HAHA
Right is Oh very wrong.
FBI's 10 Most Wanted
I always forget about these Ask Yahoo Questions
They are pretty cool.
The oldest living tree one is pretty cool.
Here is one on Building your own PC
I know a few Newbies who should read this.
Cheat Zone Games not Wives.
Funky-Chickens HTML Help
Jennie Explains it all HTML that is.
I still don't think there is such stuff..
All Free Clipart

I was going to link to a normal site but they had a link to a Sicko site.
Too much said already.
Cooking with High Voltage - wow what fun
I can never remember if I linked to this site or
lost the links. Scrapheap Challenge

Monday Monday @Monday, January 8, 2001 - 11:10:32 - tu
I was watching some DVDs the other night and I realized my TV picture just wasn't
dark enough. I like my blacks to be black especially with the widescreen movies.
I played around with it but it wasn't right, so I start checking the setting on the DVD
player and they aren't right it wasn't set to Cinema so the picture was too bright. It
looks so amazing now, I have never been so happy with a purchase as that Sony Wega TV.

I got a request to have my Strip translated and posted in Brazil.
Thats just nuts, I said sure why not. I guess I should get off my
butt and do some new strips.

New version of Western Quake is out 1.27 compatible.
Penny Arcade is going on about BeJeweled
I dunno if its a blatant serving the evil ones thing or if the game is that good.
I love a good puzzle game.

The Age of Embarrassment I love the sub text.
The price America pays for putting an underachiever in the White House
Undervotes Overvotes republicans still don't want them counted.

I did actually go back to play even more WFA and much later
I did get into a great team and won some games.
The whole point of these games to not to cause fustration.

WFA Grrrr @Sunday, January 7, 2001 - 18:00:28 - tu
Did a WFA Marathon.
Did alot of killing and alot of swearing. My teams just sucked. I can say that
because I had high score on my side most of the time. The one time we
were ahead our second Engineer left, and it fell apart after that. I always join the
lower scored team, I guess I should suspect its cause they suck. I flew in
and grabbed the flag on space so many times I got bored with it and played
defense as the psycho Arsnoist and burned my enemies. I guess I locked
up the satjun server, I dropped a plamsa right before the game ended. I
popped in the game when it went off after they showed the scores. It was
agreed the server was crashed.

Oh Yeah @Sunday, January 7, 2001 - 13:58:49 - tu
16 House Democrats did there part.
No one in the Senate stood up wtih them of course.
So the 16 left the chamber.
Ashcroft might be in for some trouble in the Senate

Linda Chavez has some Alien Troubles.

I am already doing a January 2001 Archive thats just nuts.

Oh yeah I still have some strips to put online. need to take the time to make some more.

Real Yellow Snow
@Friday, January 5, 2001 - 09:48:23 - tu

The Deadly (not really) Yellow Snow.

Damn MPAA Yellow Snow Lyrics

Took me 5 minutes to find it... Here

Jan 6th Fun@Friday, January 5, 2001 - 08:58:58 - tu
If 2 members of congress dispute Florida on Saturday.

They would have to vote in both the house and the senate.

They will vote on wether or not to reject Florida electors. 

I doubt anyone in congress really wants to do this.

Supposedly two Congress members from Florida will do this, we will see.

I guess I will have to watch some C-Span tomorrow.

Mcain to push Campaign reform to the front of the agenda.
Against Georges wishes of course.

Judge rejects lawsuit to block Florida Electors. - (Jan 4th)
13 of the 20 Voting machines in Maima Dade county failed tests before the election.(Dec22nd)

Another Story on News Organizations Reviewing Ballots. (Jan 2nd)
Rather silly article carrying on about how bush got more

of the popular vote then other presidents in past years.

Yes, but Duh, Gore still got 500,000 more votes than Bush.

Movie TrailersI had all kinds of fun D/Ling and watch upcoming movie trailers.
Lord of the Rings new movie trailer will be out Jan 12th

May 18 Dreamworks with release a Computer Animated movie call Shrek. 

The main characters voice is provided by Mike Myers.

Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy also do some of the voices.

There is a cute 15 meg Quicktime movie trailer out.

Shrek - Movie Homepage. IMBD Page

Shrek Info

The Tomb Raider trailer is pretty funny.

Mark Wahlberg - in Planet of the Apes according to IMDB.

Misc@Thursday, January 4, 2001 - 17:52:44 - tu
Planet Geforce found some X-box photos.

I guess MS made them take the photos down.

X-box Photo Leaked more here

Madonna is obessed with Britney Spears.
Dinos extinction caused by impotency ?

Porn Digger And you thought napster sucked alot of bandwidth....

Oni is Single player?? That really really sucks.

I guess I wont bother with the demo then.

Odd Story
Monolith Here then Gone Photo

Gore pulls ahead in florida@Thursday, January 4, 2001 - 14:33:55 - tu
Salon Article Gore is ahead by 96 votes in the meida florida recount.

Junkyard Wars@Thursday, January 4, 2001 - 13:37:28 - tu
I keep forgetting to post about the Junkyard Wars show last night. They screwed it up, its been americanized. They had only american teams on and they got rid of the male host. I assume the british show is done running and the TLC people picked it up and americanized it. There were alot of similarities betweenthe two shows last night and the Rugby shooting and 3rd year finale show. I did enjoy the punkin shooting show, but then again I am a Potato Cannon nut.

From reading, there is a new version filmed for the US, the british version is still being done too.
TLC Junkyard wars page

Hosts page tells that Cathy Rogers is the Creator and Producer.

Very Cool. The UK male host Robert Llewelly played "Kryten" on Red Dwarf.

The only Scrapheap Challenge show not shown in the US seems to be the Xmas Special

Americans verse the Brits. I read in the forum who won.

Scrapheap - Find out more

Scrapheap - Forum

Am I God or Not

Prince Andrew made the papers with a topless harem

Bonehead of the Day

Fortean Times

The Dutch are looking into this Balkan syndrome were soliders

could be getting sick from radiation from depleted uranium.

Florida Coverage
Stuff is still happening...

Florida newspapers still plan to recount the Florida Undervotes.

Media and republicans go thru 60,00 Palm Beach Disputed ballots - , January 3, 2001 story.

Ballot review in Miami-Dade Jan 4th story.

More Miami Herald post recount coverage.

U.S. Commission on Civil Rights has subpoenaed Gov. Jeb Bush

to testify next week hearings.

More Political Stuff@Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 23:46:47 - tu
Bush's team denies they have a job lined up for Kathleen Harris

Mel Carnahan sworn in. She takes her husbands place after his

untimely death and beat conservative John Ashcroft.

Who of course now is Bush's appointment to the Attorney General position.

Very Odd one... Leiberman sworn in by Al Gore.

More on Spencer Abraham the former senator
who wanted to shut the department down he wanted to head. 

Sort of like letting Bart Simpson be princpal of Springfield Elementary.

Is Dick Cheney breaking the 12th Amendment?
I didn't realize how serious this actually is.

Voter Saturday, Jan. 20, 2001
Local Maine folks are planning on taking part in the Jan 19-20 Inauguration Protests and Marches.


Politcal Stuf@Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 17:05:49 - tu
Some non fake Nostradamus Prophecies

To an old leader will be born an idiot heir,

weak both in knowledge and in war.

The leader of France is feared by his sister,

battlefields divided, conceded to the soldiers.

Fake one that made the rounds
In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:

Come the millennium, month 12,

In the home of greatest power,

The village idiot will come forth

To be acclaimed the leader.

Bunch of Google search hits on those same Quatrains.


Grudge Report

Stockmarket@Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 13:53:44 - tu
Its going nuts today. 20% on a bunch of stocks I watch. Nasdaq up 230+

Photo Funnies
(classic TU should do this stuff more often)
I think I know about half those buttons, the worst part is they don't always do the same thing.
Mobile Computing for just about anyone.
I don't think I would need the subwoofer but I might need a bigger monitor.

Buncho -o- Junk@Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 13:40:42 - tu
Sometimes I consider my website self-spamming. I just find so much

junk this page is where it all ends up. 

Surf Anonymously
Camoflage Mail Spam someone Anonymously.

Last Exit to Springfield - Simpsons site

New Grounds

Dancing Britney Page

Coffee Break Arcade

A-Team Resources Page

Interesting Mormon Article Bush's Coup: The Fall of Democracy in America

This is a funny one about a Bush cabinet apointee...
Former Senator Spencer Abraham when he was in congress introduced a bill to get rid of the 

Energy Department the same department he has now been appointed to.

Hillsborough Ballot Recounts
Palm Beach Ballot Reviews

Apple cuts prices Something to do with not selling inventory.

Florida Man caught with Toe camera taking photos up womens skirts.

Gaming News
Hackers destory Diablo II players online.

New GLSetup OpenGL version out.

New version of Q3 Map Editor is out QERadiant and QERadiant Manual

I am almost crazy enough to give it a try.

Just some simple Death Match levels for a LAN party.

OK I realize I must play the ONI Demo!!!!
A Hacking the Demo site.

Is the election really over???@Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 10:38:59 
I have read about this stuff from three or four different sites and from emails.

Trust the

As set forth in 3 U.S.C. section 15, Congress will convene in joint session at 1 p.m. 

next Saturday January 6th, presided over by the President of the Senate

(Vice President Al Gore). He will open the Certificate of Ascertainment from each state in alphabetical order and call for objections. The electors from Florida will be challenged, and possibly the electors from Texas as well.

More Bush Humor@Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 17:40:28 
Slate is still updating it's Bushisms Page

here is a new one.

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person." 
Interview with Time magazine in the Dec. 25, 2000, issue.

I heard this one on TV, but I can't find it in print. I know it was a joke but its not funny.
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator,'' George W Bush December 18, 2000

George Bush Jokes

Quake 3 News
Alliance 2.0 Q3 mod is out. Looks interesting.

I am such a WFA junkie, I might be able to try another Mod.

New Years Resolutions@Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 15:00:56 - tu
This whole idea of New Years resolutions is just silly.

No one ever seems to keep their resolutions so why make them?

Make up something practical or something just silly.

I vow not to kiss any gerbils for the next year or

I will always wipe when I am done taking a shit. 

I vow not to lose any weight and may even put on a pound or two.

I will follow the 5 minute rule and not eat anything that has been in the trash for over 5 minutes.

WFA Servers Status Page. Very cool.
Bare Naked Lamas - WFA Clan page

Paintball Game Ideas
Paint Ball Gods Sniper HQ.

Paintball Links

Slate is still updating it's Bushisms Page
here is a new one.

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person." 
Interview with Time magazine in the Dec. 25, 2000, issue.

Misc Stuff@Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 13:16:44 - tu
Quake 3 Manga

WFA beta 2.5 is out. They even list the changes in this version.

Looks interesting but its a pain to upgrade to 1.25 to play on 2 empty servers by yourself.

11 Homicides in Maine Last year.
I doubt LA or Washington DC can go a week without having 11 murders.

I am sure I could never live anywhere else.

New Intel MP3 Player sound a bit to much for my blood.
I will get a mp3 cdr player.

Wired has a good story on Vaporware 2000

The Dotcomguy finally came out of his house. Who cares? I went to his site once.

Playstation 2 Vs. Dreamcast

PS2 Audio Review

Links@Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 11:49:30 - tu
Found some cool links in my access log.

Geeknik Geekcams seemed to be back online.

Sedan 2.0


Glenn Powers Notes

usbman is a USB related site submitted to by usbman.

Check it out, it's a great site for usb info.

Swear Page - Might wanna put the

headphones on if your at work.

Everclear - Weblog

Triptych Cryptic

Bai Mei Shaolin Kung Fu

Silver Infinity E/N Site

New Year @Monday, January 1, 2001 - 10:52:40 - tu
Amazing, this is the second year of Totally It seems like this site has been

here forever. I was thinking of changing the look or the format for the new year but I just

couldn't think of a better way of setting it up. It's kinda nice to have all this time off for

the holidays. I have been sick for a week with this cold, I have even been spacy from it.

I played Weapons Factory yesterday but I couldn't run around so I switched to Engineer

and kicked butt. I played against a recon chick and she kept hammering at my sentry

gun with the pistol. I killed her more times but it was a very interesting trick.

Snake is only 1 SETI unit ahead of the TU stats. His Alpha really burns thru the SETI Packets.

Microsoft X-Box launch date Fall 2001. 
90 million year fossil tree. 

Pirates selling VCD as DVDs

JimFoBlog Jimformation.

Navy Low Frequency Sonar. Up to 230 decibels level (Jet engine is 120)
underwater causing trouble for marine life. I remember several months ago this

story about whale beaching themselves after some tests of this equipment.

I wrote some people in congress on it. 


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