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Links @Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 14:12:14 - tu
Random Jokes
Babes of E3 - 2001
M1911 Page
Sysopt System Optimization.
Fast Mhz
Net Search Provider
Herd of Sheep
Geek Speak Weekly

More News @Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 02:01:03 - Rev-Ron
Stupid Luser Tricks. Sad but true.
Woman said she'd been pressing the F1 button for help for more
than an hour and no one had turned up.
25% of users had physically attacked their machines.
One guy admitted to paying an IT engineer a £$90 call-out fee and $40
for the first hour to fix a "faulty monitor" - which hadn't been plugged in.

SETI Databases Raided. E-mail addresses taken.
Also mentions a SETI@home movie in development.
Toshiba has a 4 Mega pixel digital camera.
SpamCon 2001
Memory Prices hit rock bottom.
AMD K8 Hammer to more of the chipsets work.
Sims are going online
Nato wont endorse Bush's Star Wars Plan.
Bush's Polls dropping
Another story on the Pollution found by the Terra satellite.
CD-R prices could triple
I better stock up.
Chinese Police breakup secret christian church and arrest followers.
Grandmother charged and fined for defacing US flag in a Star Wars protest in the UK. Via Nutlog

news @Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 20:12:51 - tu
Japanese 3G phones available
40 times faster than what?? In korea they have 144 Kbps and the promise is 2 Mbps.
Toms Hardware Nvidia MX card roundup
Good Viruses ?

Scientology critic jailed in Canada
Tilman told me he actually met this guy and he is totally harmless.
*Golbal Warming* Alaska tundra getting greener. Here too
Satellite Terra shows world wide air pollution
Terra Page I can't get to nasa's sites.

Jenna Oops did it again @Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 19:23:21 - Rev-Ron
Jenna Bush is becoming a regular Billy Carter, or Roger Clinton.
Jenna Bush gets caught trying to buy booze with someone elses ID.
Here and here
Yeah it was less than a month ago that she was in court on the other charge.
This story says both girls were involved.
Do you sympathize with Jenna Bush? 61% say No.
BBC story - Bush daughters in booze trouble

Might McCain change parties too?

More Links @Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 14:06:01 - tu
Fine Beauties - Webcam Girls
Fucking - Cam Page
featuring Adam cam over at Independence Scorned
Media Whores Online

Brat Fink - Live Journal
Dog Law
Oi Oi Deej
Driven By Boredom
Crackhead Morons

Recent Refers @Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 01:19:48 - Rev. Ron
Motel Magazine
Random Drivel
Jesus Hates Smut
Brain Sluice
Head Candy
Thanks everyone.

More Stuff @Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 00:52:11
ULC - Webring
ULC Store - ULC Apparel
ULC Pagans

First Universalist Church Rockland, Maine

Marriage Law - MAINE
Ordained ministers of the gospel may perform marriages.
Ministers must be licensed by the secretary of State before performing marriages.
Application may be made to the town clerk or treasurer. There is a $5 fee.
After the marriage, the minister must file a copy of the record of marriage with the town clerk.
For questions see the town clerk.

Jay Claire ULC Atheist.
The Sancuary Site ULC Atheist.
Reverend Jan ULC Athesit
Reverend Zac not christian not atheist.

Dead People Server
Free Thinkers Live Journal
Smirking Chimp

Harold Ford Jr. - This guy is extemely smart.
I love to watch him on news shows and I would love to see him be president one day.
He's got my vote.

Ordain Thyself
Universal Life Church
Reverend Ronald D. Goff Jr.
Ordained Tuesday, May 29th 2001.

The church has two tenets:
The absolute right of freedom of religion
and to do that which is right.

The ULC wants you to recognize that as a denomination
we are active advocates of the good life in the here and now.

The ULC is its own DENOMINATION, which includes all denominations
and individuals with no denominational beliefs, or no beliefs at all...
we accept you just as you are.

I take this very serious and at the same time not to seriously.
I wouldn't say I did it as some kind of joke though.

18.3 million ordained ministers worldwide.

@Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 14:59:31 - tu
BCC Story. Encrypt all your e-mails or Echelon will read them.
Echelon reads millions of e-mails and faxes sent every day by ordinary people. "
The Echelon operation is based at Fort Meade in Maryland, America.

What you need to know about Echelon
The wildest estimates of its capabilities report that it can sift through up to 90% of all internet traffic.

Federation of American Scientists - Echelon
FAS - Ballistic Missile Defense
Privacy International - Phone Tapping and Encryption
ACLU - Echelon FAQ
Crypto Manifesto
Cryptome Echelon
@stake - Security News

Hush Mail - Pcworld Hushmail story
Tucows E-Mail Encryption

More Crap @Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 14:18:14 - tu
Nothing like listening to Adam West eating taffy.
SETI Cheaters - Die! Die! Die!
Ixquick - Metasearch engine
Levers - - useless & fun
Black and White Guide
I have had 2-3 hits for Wicked Weasel I love it.

Top four Republicans in leadership positions in the House and Senate avoided the draft
while the top four Democrats in leadership positions in the House and Senate served their country in uniform. Chicken Hawks

CIA goof up on the Los Almos case.

I got an e-mail from Bill Bradley I know its a form letter
and all that but its good to hear back from someone like him. What a wonderful man.
Its too bad if your a nice guy like that you can't become president. Gore of course was my Anti Bush choice. Bradley was my first choice, and someone who got me active in politics.

Black & White @Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 09:02:40 - tu
I started playing Black and White this weekend. What a boring game I thought.
This first island is mainly just for training. The real fun starts when you
get to the second island. I think I am going to be staying up way to late
playing this silly game.

News @Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 23:47:56 - tu
Remember when Bush staffers and claimed all this vandalism in the White House?
GAO Report: No White House Vandalism
Of course at that moment the press was trying to focus in on Bush.

Bush may not get his Missile Shield Also Here
Acoustic Oscillations In Early Universe

Star names foresale. Bogus.
Space Junk may leave us trapped on earth.
Impulsive? It could be Brain Damage
Power napping good. Just not on the clock.

Feedback @Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 00:08:57 - tu
I was very surprised to get an e-mail friday evening.
It was from Congressmen Tom Allen
Back in January I Wrote my members of congress
about the high power navy sonar that seems to be killing whales.
This issue disturbed me enough to get off my butt and write.
I also mentioned it in my June archive.

I was rather surprised to hear back from anyone on the issue.
"I believe that we must proceed carefully with the LFA sonar, and
must ensure that all concerns regarding negative impacts on whales
and other marine mammals have been adequately addressed."
The letter goes on to state his contacting people in the National Marine
Fisheries Service about his concerns and they are holding discussion on it.

Concern, but not officially opposed to it.
I suppose thats better than not being heard at all.
If you just sit back and not even bothering to let someone
know how you feel on an issue your just wasting air.

news @Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 23:55:44 - tu
Oldest known Dinosaur fossil found.
These fossils link Dinosaurs to their evolutionary ancestors.
AOL is going to be included with Windows XP
Use of fonts apply to personality
Windows Telnet security hole.
Microsoft apoligizes for the horrible turn in people who don't buy windows with a new pc program.

Paintball Fun @Saturday, May 26, 2001 5:28 PM
We got a quick couple of games in this afternoon. Alot of fun was had by all.
I got so pre-game shots with my digital camera. We started with 5 and ended up with 6 people.

We did attack defend and capture the flag.

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links @Friday, May 25, 2001 - 16:04:20 - tu
Sci Tech 2001 Web Awards
Ask -maybe I will stop going to
Looks Judge another Am I Hot Clone...
Worm Hole
Subvert TRL
Monster Raving Loony Party
Abe's Mp3 Finder
14 Lessons on Oral Sex

Stuff @Friday, May 25, 2001 - 13:34:31 - tu
Dave sent me this one. Very funny stuff.
The Chronicles of George - Tech Support God.
Mars Face not real, really.
Justice Scalia going on about how he did the right thing.
Internet Connection Tweaking Maybe I can squeeze a few more k our of my .v90
Toms Hardware E3 Coverage
Judicial Watch on the Republican treatment of Jeffords.
Bush 'Respectfully' Disagrees with Jeffords.

May 25th Towel Day (Tribute to Douglas Adams)

Ancient Republican Proverb: @Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 19:34:50 - tu
Teach a man to light a fire and he will be warm forever.
But throw him into the fire and he will never again complain about being cold.

Bush Joke
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.
"I've got a problem," says W.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies W.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

Found this on Kelly's Live Journal
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and
listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

That boy of mine @Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 18:25 - tu
He just amazes me sometimes, this is at 18-19 months old.

@Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 15:53:08 - tu
Hubble Heritage Gallery of Images great images.
NSSDC Photo Gallery
Astronomy Pic of the Day Archive

Aint it Cool review of Pearl Harbor.
New Tweaking program for owners of Nvidia cards.
OS X on old machines = no joy

McCain Statement @Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 14:30:18 - tu
"Although we have lost our majority in the Senate, I do believe Senator Jeffords' departure can have a positive impact on how our party responds to members who occasionally dissent from party orthodoxy. For his votes of conscience, he was unfairly targeted for abuse, usually anonymously, by short-sighted party operatives from their comfortable perches in K Street offices, and by some Republican members of Congress and their staff. Perhaps those self-appointed enforcers of party loyalty will learn to respect honorable differences among us, learn to disagree without resorting to personal threats, and recognize that we are a party large enough to accommodate something short of strict unanimity on the issues of the day. Tolerance of dissent is the hallmark of a mature party, and it is well past time for the Republican Party to grow up."

Jeffords leaving @Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 13:41:38 - tu
I think its more about how non-inclusive and conservative Republicans are then about how it gives the balance of power to the Democrats. Don't get me wrong I will be grinning about this one for the next several days. I am thinking about the next supreme court nominees etc too.

BBC of course did execellent job covering Jeffords leaving the Republicans.

There were alot of good quotes coming out of this. Here is a few worth reading.

``I have changed my party label, but I have not changed my beliefs. Indeed, my decision is about affirming the principles that have shaped my career" - James Jeffords

``Looking ahead I can see more and more instances where I will disagree with the president on very fundamental issues: the issues of choice, the direction of the judiciary, tax and spending decisions, missile defense energy and the environment,'' - James Jeffords

"Increasingly, I find myself in disagreement with my party. I understand that many people are more conservative than I am and they form the Republican Party. Given the changing nature of the national party it has become a struggle for the leaders to deal with me and indeed for me to deal with them," - James Jeffords

``I think it's unfortunate that the Republican Party has been such a difficult place for moderates,'' said Barbara Snelling, a state senator and former lieutenant governor. ``The party has changed, and now it doesn't seem to be able to live with moderates.''

Voted against the Reagan budget and tax cuts.
Voted against Clarence Thomas.
Voted against the B-2 [bomber] and SDI.
Voted for family and medical leave, motor voter, national service.
Voted for the Brady bill and the 1994 crime package.

Kuiper Belt @Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 00:42:51 - tu
Large rock/object named Varuna is 550 miles wide and located in the Kuiper Belt.
They just figiured out how big it is. Did some more searching.
Kuiper Belt
Kuiper Belt Scientific American.
Kuiper Belt
The Kuiper Belt and The Oort Cloud
The Kuiper Belt is Huge
List Of Transneptunian Objects
Russian Page

Of course the Sailor Moon FAQ has info on the Kuiper Belt.
Q: Is Pluto really a planet?
(Or: why are some people saying that Pluto shouldn't be considered a planet? If so, what is it instead?)
Some astronomers have suggested that Pluto should be considered to be, not a planet, but the largest member of the Kuiper Belt. The Kuiper Belt is a group of objects orbiting outside Neptune. It was only theory, until the first first object there was discovered in 1992.

Missing post found. @Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 15:50:14 - tu
Evolve Fish They sell some pretty funny gear.
God was My Copilot, But We Crashed in the Mountains and I Ate Him.
Don't Pray in My School & I Won't Think In Your Church
I wasn't created in your image of god

10 Reasons Why Beer is Better then Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

George Carlin on God
There is more evidence of the existence of UFOs than the existence of God,
yet if you mention you believe in UFOs, you are considered a kook.
Whereas if you believe in this man in the sky, you're going down the right path.

Shoes @Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 15:10:58 - tu
Dubya Dayly Diary- pretty funny stuff.
USB 2.0 PC card

I am one of those guys that never throws out a pair of shoes. I have maybe 8-9 pairs of shoes.
They are mostly worn out and only good for a season. I wear mostly Tevas in the spring summer fall.
I will have to have to go through my crap for my wife's lawn sale this weekend.

Teva Formula
Teva Spoiler Buckle
Vegetarian Shoes
Basic Bean's Hiking Boots

Customatix - Customize your own shoe.
Here are 2 shoes I designed for myself. I am pretty sure there is no Leather -Veggie Vegan friendly.

Stamina Recumbent Bike

Found this search that hit my site.
What the heck would the Navy ( do with a Tippman hellhound?

politics @Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 00:23:37 - tu
I am sure everyone has heard this story maybe not.
Republican Senator may switch over to the Democrats (The good guys)
This will totally change any plans Bush might try to push onto the country.

Bill to ban using handheld phones in cars.
The Dalia Lama welcome in Washington
Cheney had hundreds of Republican donors at his official VP Residence
Former Professor of Bush's said he was a Spoiled Brat

More Crap @Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 15:02:01 - tu
AOL jacks up its price to $23.90 a month.
Radio One Webcam
Gamepro Playstation 2 coverage
Mad TV on Fox Official Site.
MadTV -Vs.- SNL
Mad TV

Gaming Inovation?
Spongy Universe
GameCube $199
Heard Lester Long mention in a song. Back to that movie Clay Pigeons.
Clay Pigeon Photos
The Unofficial Vince Vaughn page

More Stuff @Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 14:15:22 - tu
Just about the only game I play now is Weapons Factory for Quake3.
The game has it's own sorta of sub culture even different from Quake.
Gun Dreams
Weapons Factory Homepage
WFA Configs

Anna Bra

I really hate to whole SUV land yacht thing. I will have to find some anti SUV sites.
Vandals shoot out windows of gas guzzling SUVs.
Protesting SUVs
One unaware GMC driver actually came over and listened intently as Miller told him that the car he was driving spews out 47 percent more pollution than the average car, that itís three times more likely to roll over in a crash, that itís twice as likely to kill the driver of another car in a collision and that its gas mileage is laughable when you consider that even the Model-T Ford got 20 miles per gallon.

Alternatives to these higher gas prices.
Tips for conserving that high priced gas.
Corbin Motors
Sparrow and the Merlin

Found this interesting post at Sensible Erection
Iona formally known as Charlotte

Will Barnet 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

@Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 09:03:31
Played WFA for 3-4 hours last night. Had alot of fun. I changed my MTU.
Mars at its closest point to earth in years.
X-40a Final Free Flight Test


@Monday, May 21, 2001 - 16:35:31 - tu
I picked up another copy of Stranger in a strange land by Robert Heinlein.
This copy claims to the full version, the original work was trimmed down for publication.
Rumors of the book becoming a movie.
At Coming Attractions
Slashdot has a discussion about it.
Job : A Comedy of Justice very good one.
I need some of this Anti Fog spray - lots of stingray addons etc..

News @Monday, May 21, 2001 - 13:35:07 - tu
I got to hear about the sunday paintball game. I guess everyone had alot of fun.
I dunno, I think I am too old to play 2 days strait. I ended up taking a 4 hour nap yesterday.

So-called Bush Energy Crisis

British Marine scientists have discovered a giant lava
lake the size of the city of London on the sea floor in the Indian Ocean.
Looking at the edge of the Universe
Orion Nebula planets forming.
Software Piracy grew in 2000.
HP to accept old PCs to recycle them (just like IBM)
Taiwan's President visits the U.S.

Dave sent me this story. I have heard a little about it.
Monkey Man
India's police say the monkey man is a Man not an animal.
Monkey Man more hype than real cases?
Number of stories lowered after police arrests
Close to finding the monkey man.
One more Monkey Man Story
The Rock Duke Nuke'em rumor

IBM to create Linux TV Set-top boxes IBM powerpc hardware of course.
IBM new drive storage method, named Pixie Dust also here

Good Weekend @Monday, May 21, 2001 - 00:49:05 - tu
Amazon reminded me I will be turning 30 real soon now.
I guess they want people to buy stuff on my wishlist.
Shrek did very well this weekend.
My wife and I saw it opening night so our local theatre wouldn't
trash or destroy parts of the film like the missing 3-4 minutes of
O'Brother. A.I. looks very interesting too. They just did the flashing letters
trailer. It has that secret message in it?
I sunburned the top of my head. Doh, I guess I need a litte longer hair.

I was watching Exposure

Amazing Science
Story on Nasa's Genesis Mission
Nasa Genesis Homepage
More answers found in the evolution of early life
Amatuer Astronomers watch for Exrasolar Planet
What to do with all the current Nuke Waste?
People in Britian found out they are more diverse than they realize.
How did Jupiter form?

bedtime @Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 00:33:20 - tu
My wife and I went and saw Shrek last night.
We both liked it and it was nice to get out without the kids.

Linux PDAs
News A Go Go
Search Bastard
Wanky Wanky
Earth and Space
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Duke Nukem Forever - Video Clip

Saw that Clay Pigeons was on tv again.
I like both Vince Vaughn and
Joaquin Phoenix in that movie.
Thugs on Film
Austin Powers Quotes
Austin: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!
Dr. Evil: As the French say, that certain "I don't know what."

Ouch @Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 23:34 - tu
Bla Bla Bla, paintball...
I got the best hit of the day again. That very same tippmann even. This time it was about 2 inches away from the last ones. The guys got a few photos and even some video footage of the game.

I think we had like 10 or 11 people play today.
Alot of new people and alot of new guns. My to stingray did pretty well, the new one I got firday night broke a couple balls.
I didn't have one ball break in mine. I only went through like 200 balls and 7 or 8 cartridges. We got some video footage. Lot of fun had by all, I took about as many hits as I gave.

@Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 13:30:45 - tu
and waiting for the paintball game. We should be getting started in 30-45
minutes. Picked up one of the last Stingay II's at the local walmart.
I got a pair of nylon, mesh lined warm up pant? Very nice, and they seem
to be similar to the 60 PB pants I have seen but were only 11 bucks.
Incase someone has missed it I have the TU @ work cam up and running again.

/var/etc... @Friday, May 18, 2001 - 14:20:21 - tu
Christian Nursery School kids got to see a cow slaughtered
and cut up to show them where hamburgers come from.

BBC story on a Pirate Divx copy of Tomb Raider is
floating around the internet. The movie won't be out till June!!!

Tribes 2 Review
Soundcard Buyers Guide
Duh, The most exspensive SB Live card you can afford.
E3 News

StuffIt Expander 6.0 Freeware
CDex 1.4 beta 3 Freeware
PopUp Killer 1.9 build 7

Gadget Guru
WAM - Comic Strip
Seventeen science academies back Kyoto. Slashdot like but better. Recently featured in wired.

Divine Interventions - Jack Hammer Jesus - found at Random Drivel
Masturbate for Charity.
May is of course National Masturbation Month

@Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 20:21:55
Northern Europeans could be descended from as few as 50 individuals

Sony PC TV can record 100 hours of programming.

Toyota Prius Hybrid Car
Honda Insight
Supra Ultra Low Emmissions

Echelon Virus
Russians have created an 'artificial human brain'

4+1 Harness w/tubes, & Coiled Remote w/fittings
32 Degree Balls 2000 $41.25
Dropzone - Stingray II Parts
Stingray Pull Pins

Daddies little girl. Thursday, May 17, 2001

Jenna Bush Pleads No Contest to Alcohol Charge.
She was caught in a bar drinking with
her secret service detachment outside.
Of course she just goes there she wouldn't
actually drink. Yeah right.

Another story on it here CNN BBC MSNBC The Times
The old story on her Boyfriend who was drunk and put in jail.

Betty Bowers take on raising a Bush girl.

Top Ten Questions George W. Bush Asked President Clinton
10. "What's the name of that big building shaped like a pentagon?"
9. "Where do you want me to forward your subpoenas?"
8. "Can I buy your '92 inaugural speech from you?"
7. "Who does a guy have to execute to get a drink around here?"
6. "Lemme get this straight -- you won an election without a brother as governor?"
5. "How can I tell Cheney to start wearing a shirt to meetings without hurting his feelings?"
4. "Dude, where's my car?"
3. "In that movie 'Independence Day' did the Martians really blow up the White House?"
2. "Do you think the young lady could stop that until we're finished talking?"
1. "Which one of these is the Bat-Phone?"

Stuff @Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 16:41:12
May 25th Towel Day (HHG2G of course)
Miss Internet 2000 - Ms. C herself enter it.
NE- Lightning Report


They so don't know who I am. *Evil Atheist Grin*

Spamming to promote Gods Word, that guy is so going to hell.
I love to tell christians they are going to some place I don't believe in.

Disturbing Search that found this Site
superglue fetish
Hacking Adelphia Cable
grandad son sex

@Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 13:39:32
Loose Nukes Bush stopped funding to curb that kind of problem.
Worries me a hell of alot more than the threat of rogue nations.
5 Key Future Technologies
Breast Milk helps prevents obesity.
I wonder if that works on adults...
Not all the Spy Plane documents destroyed
China opposed to US Missile Sheild.
Nice quote - "When you invent a new shield, you will invent new types of spear."

There is this video called PUSH its a film on the competitions etc..
I found the VHS copy, I was looking for it on DVD possible.
This is all I could find.
Starring Anna Malle, Jessie James, Goldie Summers, Michelle Phillips,
Phoenixxx Blacque, Vince Voyeur, Hank Armstrong.
Watch Them Splatter Their Opponents! Shot on location in Florida! Hank loves
spending time at the paintball tournament more than with his wife.
But when Anna, his wife, enters the women competition, all hell breaks loose in a sexual frenzy of mixed matches.
Found this too Paintball Chicks

Geforce3 Secrets
3 Way Geforce3 Shootout

weblogs @Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 18:40:38 - tu
I guess blogger is back. I don't use it but I heard it was
down and or eating posts. I wonder what would happen if it went under?
Swallowing Tacks has a new look.
Dumb Monkey
She is back used to be the Blorg.

Busy @Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 14:03:25 - tu
Another Winona Ryder site Gadgets Toys etc..
Captian Jesus Comic Strip

Microsoft rewards tattlers
Turn in customers who try to buy a machine without Windows, win a prize.
Thanks Dave, you know I am all Microsoft is evil lately.
Antitrust Storm Gathers Over Windows XP
Microsoft decided to offer a tiny bit of USB 2.0 support
Sony to shave a few bucks off of the PS2 at E3?
Want a PS2 even if AOL puts its crap on it
Namco Tekken Advanced Announcment for the Gameboy Advanced
Anti Virus worm for dummys.
Frontpath Linux Transmeta Tablet
.biz and .info
Gran Turismo 3 comparison
Final Fantasy X early 2002.

Nelly Lyrics
Hey Man
My shit on the radio
Baby Girl
I am like a Bird
Turn off the Light
Trynna Find a Way
Well, Well
My Love grows deeper, Part I
I will make you cry
Scared of you
Nelly Snapshots

Mobius Strip - learned something today.

I'm the Man Tuesday, May 15, 2001
Yeah I kicked Britney Spears ass and Rambos and even Turd-Whores. Why do I always play Engineer? I was what you call an offense Engineer tonight. Just look at my ping time too. The worse on my team and only 2 other guys with times worse than mine. We had 2 engineers and the other team had our flag stuck in the water. My sentry gun made quick work of chewing up the lame spy and he would move theflag and it would still be in that easily defended area. pretty funny really.
I'm also the man who stayed up too late and
played like 6 hours of Weapons Factory strait.
We of course lost the 2 previous games. Man the cyborgs kept zapping everything. I dunno how I became team leader either? I switched to the losing team and did it. Not that it means anything in a wfa game. Lets see if I can move from my chair now.

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Houston, TX 77056
Connection - 100 Mbps
Q3 1.27g linux-i386 Dec 18 2000

@Monday, May 14, 2001 - 17:59:17
The secret of matter discovered

Tippmann Hellhound - Big Bad Toy
Tippmann Flatline Barrel
Sheridan PGP Tricked out
Custom PGP
Sidekick Semi-Auto

stuff @Monday, May 14, 2001 - 16:39:35 - tu
I tried that thing no luck.
Hi there Booboolina
I see somebody found something useful on my site.
I am sorry it won't happen again.
E3 coming up
Mobile Athlon 4s
The Big Leak XP Beta is everywhere.
did I mention today? XP is Evil!!!

ExtraSolar Planets @Monday, May 14, 2001 - 13:36:32 - tu
I was reading the lastest Wired about this idea of finding
earth sized planets around distant suns. Amazing stuff.
Kepler Mission detecting extrasolar terrestrial planets, that is, rocky and Earth-size.
Story of the Kepler Mission Selection
The Extrasolar Planets Encyclopaedia
Yahoo - Extrasolar Planets

More Junk @Monday, May 14, 2001 - 12:44:15 - tu
Zen Ancestors
Nicolaus Copernicus
Nicolaus Copernicus
Astronomy.Rocks! Nicolaus Copernicus SETI How it all works
Douglas Adams story on The Register
BBC Online - h2g2 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
3G Seeing thru the hype
100 Million Hotmail idiots

Paintballing @Monday, May 14, 2001 - 11:16:08 - tu
I tried my Stingray on sunday. I fired off about 60 rds and my wife about 30rds.
The adjustment I made to the velocity seemed to do the trick. It was crazy I
had a brass eagle paintball bounce off a tree and land near my feet. I would
not have wanted to have been hit by that one. I had one ball break, but that
was my fault. I tried to fire a ball after the cartridge had been emptied.
We were about 50 ft from our targets. I was able to hit 3 inch sapplings various
other stationary targets. The one very rotten tree had some dents in it from getting hit.
It is amazing how fast you can go through alot of paintballs.
My wife was surprised how quiet the gun was, she was worried it would be loud like my tater gun.

One of the guys at work let me know my gun was such a deal because
it was rebuilt by brass eagle because of some problem and sent back
and sold on clearence. Mine works fine and I haven't had any problems.
I would think it would have had a sticker or something on it saying Refuribished?

Douglas Adams @Monday, May 14, 2001 - 11:04:51 - tu

Ars Technica said on the 12th Douglas Adams died!!!?
Douglas yes at age 49.

"suffered a massive heart attack while working out at a gym near his Santa Barbara, Calif."
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is also currently in development as a motion picture by Disney.
He is survived by his wife, Jane, daughter, Polly.
Floor 42
Starship Titanic

I have always been a huge fan. I listen to radio show. Read the books.
Watched the show on public tv. I have him reading the Dirk Gently on tape.
I have the radio script book the picture book, the original DOS game etc...
He wrote a few Doctor Who episodes when Tom Baker played the Doctor.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

"Life is wasted on the living."

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

No matter where you go, there you are.

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

@Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 23:17:37
I duno why I check my mail on the weekend. All I ever get
on the weekend is junk mail. I had 30+ messages. I rarely
get any mail I don't know why I bother with it. Instant
messaging and phones are all I need.
Nasa TV Live Feed - Real Video

Links @Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 22:49:28 - tu
I started reading A Brief History of Time by
Stephen W. Hawking, I have been pretty bad about
finding time to read Sci Fi and Non Fiction.

Webcam Tourist
Mp3 Retreat
System Logic
Star Wars Designer Edition
Final Fantasy 101
Good old Elf, I know I am old now. newsgroup guy.
Cunnilingus also at Sex
One More

My Less Scary Paintball look Friday, May 11, 2001 10:53 PM
I got tired of the combat harness and the camos, it doesn't help much in game and even in camos people are pretty easy to spot. Don't wear white thats about the only rule I can think of.
The gun carries 200 rd plenty for each game or more like 4-5 games. The CO2 cartridge does 30 shots I doubt I will need more than 1 spare cartridge. The neck strap keeps the gun close and I can sight it in very quickly too. The front grip is great sorta like a tippman. When we get the refill station I will get the 9 or 12 oz CO2 tank. I will have to buy a pallet of paintball probably.
Athiest, Various stuff @Friday, May 11, 2001 - 17:02:35 - tu
An Atheist Meets God - Pretty Funny
Ethics without God
Evolutionary Biology
Picking Apart the Watch
Proof there is no God
Why the Christian God is Impossible
Adam & Eve Story -Short Gay Fiction - very funny.
Blade Runner: Movie Script
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed
us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " - Galileo Galilei
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. " - Bob Metcalfe
Medieval Pickup Lines
More Medieval Pickup Lines
How to tell if you're American
How to Tell if you're a Texan

News @Friday, May 11, 2001 - 14:45:02 - tu
Navy dumped nuclear waste 30 miles off the coast of San Francisco
Anti Spam bill stuck in House Judiciary Committee aslo here
Mcveigh Execution Delayed
because of those 3,000 pages of discovered documents.
Russia on US missile defense plans
Single worm worked its way into 8,800 sites
Scott Bakula heads new star trek show.
Itanium in May?
Asus may release a 3D Game Cheat
Dual Athlon Board
Dinosaurs survived the asteroid 200 million years ago.
That 65 million was a really bitch though I hear
Two other similar events happened 350 million and 420 million years ago.

@Friday, May 11, 2001 - 11:29:47
It's Friday!
I don't mind being listed with Criminally Insane
Or being listed next to a Perverts Page

Funny @Friday, May 11, 2001 - 11:16:30 - tu
I think these guys went to a gifted school.

That looks about right to me.
I always wanted to be a painter.

Florida Re-visited
More like picking a scab.
AP - Papers Find No Clear Florida Winner
USA Today, however, concluded that Al Gore probably lost between 15,000 to 25,000 votes .
The papers found Gore's name was marked on overvotes far more often than Bush's name.

USA Today and The Miami Herald reported Friday that George W. Bush would have narrowly won
a hand recount under the strictest standards for judging votes, while Al Gore would have won under the most liberal.

Overvotes leaned to Gore
Gore wins narrowly under two undervote standards, by margins of 332 and 242 votes;
Bush wins narrowly under two other undervote standards, by 407 and 152 votes.
All are closer than Bush's official 537-vote margin.
The Herald found that an astonishing 108,115 overvotes -- 97 percent of the total -- are lost forever.
New York Times Second Review of Florida Presidential Vote Is Inconclusive
Washington Post No Surprises in Florida Ballot Review

@Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 16:25:27 - tu
Wanna worry about something? not rogue states.
The missile defense sheild won't help with this kind of problem.
Try nuclear terrorism

Group claims UFO are real and huge government coverup.
I don't think so. It's rather silly to believe a government can keep a secret.
I supposes it better than believing in god. well a little better anyway.
Bill Maher Interview
Has Microsoft Lost It? Yes XP is Evil, dumb etc.. and I will probably goto linux
More evidence of the Out of Africa theory
Hompage porn virus dead
Russia loses contact with 4 military satellites
Sense of Self part of the brain identified.
Lobsters make noises like a string instrument

paintgun fun @Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 13:47:24 - tu
I was able to try out my paintgun last night. I went through 3 cartridges and
the last one we counted 30 rounds. I thought the velocity was a little low, I
don't have alot to go by. It was pretty accurate and not too loud. I can see
how easy it would be to spray alot of paint with a semi-auto. I may get a 12oz
tank if one of the guys does get a refill station. I stripped down the gun last
night and increased the velocity just slightly. The gun is very simple to take
apart and I used a bit of gun oil on the bolt etc.. I still can't figuire out
what this spring on the velocity adjust is for, I didn't put it back on the gun.
We are looking to have games on both the 19th and the 20th.

Another... @Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 16:11:44 - tu
Artists work I kind of fancy.
John Singer Sargent
Another Singer Page
Another one

Flaming June @Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 15:59:38 - tu
I found a copy of this online. I really liked it so I saved it
I did some research on it finally. I am surprised I didn't see it before

Flaming June
Fredrick Leighton
Reminds me of the works of John William Godward
of course they are both considered Pre-Raphaelites. - Frederic Leighton
Lord Frederic Leighton
Gallery I
Gallery II
The Colors Women

Misc @Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 13:33:47 - tu
Restisting XP

US Astronaut on Mars by 2020?
America persists in militarizing space
The latest BOFH

2 viruses @Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - 13:17:38 - tu
Windows XP release date Oct 25th 2001
New Virus Homepage Virus

@Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 17:58:53
Most read message @ DSR one of mine is #40.

Paintball M203 Grenade Cannon
Militray looking Viper M1 marker
One of those AT85s
Armson Pro Dot Sight
Cheaper Than Dirt Auctions

More Useless Crap @Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 14:35:07
Holy Zoo MP3s - I guess they have a CD out even.
Sick of - School of ass Pretty Funny stuff.
Doesn't the look an awefull lot like the The Register
Khukuri Knives
Twisted Metal PS2 Preview.
Appleseed DVD is out.
You ever feel like it is a part II of a series and wonder where part one is?
Don't forget Akira is coming out in Theartes and DVDs
BBC Radio 1 mentioned this Anne Robinson Mask
Kinda scary if you ask me. Weakest Link is of course a BBC production.
Dave Pearce is the DJ online right now.

Multimeta Search Engine
Famous Name Changes
Boston Slangauge

I was talking to someone about riot control gear that used paintballs
or guns that fired tear/peper spray paintballs. I guess it is for real.
Paintball Crowd control.
Another article mentions Paintball police gear
kinda funny, it's actaully protection from CHEMICAL/POLICE WEAPONS.
More photos here at a paintball site.

Paintball Geek humor
Q: How can you spot the tournament player at a stock game?
A: He's got his twelve gram on a remote.

Too much paintball
. . . no matter what store you're in, you always look for something you can use for paintball.
. . . no matter what store you're in, you always find something you can use for paintball.
. . . you have a webpage devoted to paintball.

You have bad paintballs...
. . . even at 220 feet per second the impacts cause compound fractures.
. . . they bounce off the trees they're shot at, three feet away, and remove an unhealthy amount of bark and wood.

Sore @Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 11:24:32 - tu
I am just a little sore from all that weight lifting last night. I think my body actually like it.
Its to do something other than sitting in a computer vegging out.

ATS - Advanced Tactical Systems
They have four very high tech paintball guns

Celebrity Vampire photos- umm doesn't that mean you can't take a picture of them?
That Stingray Toters Group - has a ton of info on my Stingray II gun.
I was wondering about feild stripping it, they have better intructions than the manual.
I just got some more CO2 O rings so my gun should actaully hold its CO2 charge.

Bedtime @Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - 00:20:32 - tu
Did the weight lifting thing with some of the guys at work. We will try to
do this three times a week. I tried out my paintball gun. It didn't work
correctly it bled of the first CO2 cartridge right away. I seem to be missing
the O-ring on the CO2 adaptor, I dunno where it went. I will pick up some
at wally land went I can. I did get off 4 or 5 shots though, very cool.
I have been doing some web design its something I like but I wouldn't want
to do it full time. I should sleep pretty well from lifting all those weights.

@Monday, May 7, 2001 - 16:04:36
I came across some interesting sites.
Greater Sin

More toys.
Click disk mp3 player.
Now wonder this one Sold out
I have one of these to sell. 64 meg version.
I am sure I don't need one of theses
Everyone needs one of these
I could hook it up to my paintball gun or my Potato cannon.

Paintball Photos
We just got them back. I will bring my digital next time.
(click on image for larger version)
Funny Stuff @Monday, May 7, 2001 - 13:52:56
Sexual Postions - Good use of wooden art models

Found this at WFA homepage. This site called gun dreams has this on going
story about Jimmy the Engineer
I have never laughed so hard, not since reading BOFH last summer.
I guess it might be considered extreme geek humor, I dunno.

Stuff @Monday, May 7, 2001 - 13:15:23 - tu
AOL trying to derail Windows XP
I wrote about this story last year. Navy sonar possibly killing off whales. I even wrote my congressmen.
Scientists and Environmentalists want the Navy to stop using its new sonar
National Marine Fisheries Services opposes the sonar
Wired story on the debate
Another story of it here with a photo of one of the ships.

Ashcroft getting all excited about cracking down on online porn.
Wife swapping prank letter not considered very funny by the couple listed as the hosts.
I am thinking photoshop and a little cutting and pasting *evil grin*
The Smithsonian Institution will not close the Conservation and Research Center
New army bullets made of tungsten composite Instead of lead. - via bitter pills
US Army to filter out porn. Talk about un-american.

Misc @Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 23:36:39 - tu
Wallace Gromit porno video?
Electric Chair Recordings
Huge man-made Palm Tree shaped Islands
$250,000 Amateur rocket.
The Mastermind of Star Wars

Stingray II @Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 19:30:33 - tu

Brass Eagle Stingray II
CO2 Adaptor
200 Round Hopper

SIGHT MOUNT: Standard 3/8" dovetail sight rail accepts point sight or scope attachment

Up to 4 shots per second

22.75 in. without CO2 Adapter

WEIGHT: 2lb. 6 oz

I just picked up a $100 dollar paintball gun kit on clearance at walmart for $50 dollars
200 rd loader, squeege, and a mask & video. I figuire it will make a good beginners gun.
Action Village has this setup for $120.00
It's a semi auto and it can do both the small or large CO2 cartridges.
PBreview has like 42 reviews of this gun.
There are huge fans of this gun they mod and trick out this gun.
Stingray FAQ 1.21
Stingray Toters Internet Group
DeatheRay - heavily modded marker
A bunch of Stingray Addons
Brass Eagle Stingray Parts

Way too many Toys
low price scopes
Chinese Airguns

Evil Evil XP @Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 02:00:58 - tu
Firing Squad XP Reivew
This is just one of the evil parts I don't like.
The new protection scheme utilizes the usual serial number at install scenario,
but then turns it up a notch. Once installation is finished, XP generates a
number based off of your current hardware configuration. Then, within 15 days
of install you must make contact with the mother ship, Microsoft itself.
They might force you to register, but not if you don't plan on
buying or using their product. I'll stick with my Windows 98 SE

Flash Ads @Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 01:50:57 - tu
Any ideas on how to get rid of those fucking ads from news site etc
that use Flah. They take up a huge chunk of space. I know they are
desprite to improve revenue but everyone knows click thru ads just
don't work. I could uninstall flash I suppose....

qucik news @Sunday, May 6, 2001 - 01:45:48 - tu
Carnivore was used 13 times
Also a program called Etherpeek was used 11 times.
Cult of dead cow Peekabooty story.
Big Bad Blue Screen of Death Bug in Easy CD Creator 5 Platinum.
Chinese hackers take out

wfa again... @Saturday, May 5, 2001 - 22:27:27 - tu
I will be doing the same server again tonight for a few hours.

WFA lots of fun. Saturday, May 5, 2001 1:12

(Click image for larger version) Server

Ended playing the red team. I defaulted to engineer because of course no one else will. Not much on attacks no borgs and no more than 2 at a time in the flag room. In the last 2 minutes I switched to sniper just becuase we were ahead by 4 flags. I like popping off snipers, they get me alot but it keeps them busy and its fun taking head shots. 1 gunner 1 engineer can keep off a poor team work from the other side. They kept sending in recon flyers right away so I would mango them to the floor when I could at the very begining of a level.

@Friday, May 4, 2001 - 22:15:45 - tu
going into weapons factory. server? see ya all there.(hopefully)

junk @Friday, May 4, 2001 - 17:02:19 - tu yep they sell toys.
The Sheep Game
Bunk of Shockwave Games
The Spud
The Virtual Bar Recipes etc..
Happy Drunk

Links @Friday, May 4, 2001 - 14:48:15 - tu
Hacking TiVo - FAQ
Adult Movie Guide
Star Wars the Collection
Harry Potter Movie Info
more here and Here

Missile Defense @Friday, May 4, 2001 - 14:06:50 - tu
George Bush's nuclear missile defence system will not work New Scientist
Boeing 747, which Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, and TRW
The laser will not be ready until 2003
The lumbering laser plane would require fighter escorts, tankers, and other support.
A space based test laser is more than a decade away.
Airborne Lasers Firing blanks?

Boeing ABL Page
Sounds like a cool toy for a battlefeild enivornment.
I dunno about as part of missile defense strategy.

Tractor Beam Technology

Paintball gun @Friday, May 4, 2001 - 14:03:44 - tu
This gun looks pretty bad ass. I like the idea it can use both the 12gram carts
or the CO2 tank if I want to. PBReview had a mixed bag of reviews but they are better than the Blade guns I was using. I didn't mind the blades, but I wouldn't want to go up against some 500 dollar gun with one. It's not like I am playing every weekend or anything yet.

Sheridan Jackal XGSH
Uses 12 gram cartridges or tank
Elbowless 65 round hopper & barrel plug.
XGSH - It includes a bottom line bottle adapter to allow use of either
a 12 gr. CO2 cartridge or a CO2 tank.
Sheridan's website said they are available at the Kmart store in Augusta.
PB Jackal Review Sheridan Jackal XGS $59.95
49.95 without the CO2 tank adapter
Maybe some 32 Degree paintballs too.

Wallpaper @Thursday, May 3, 2001 8:46 PM
I realized I haven't made any lately or updated my wallpaper page.
I patched together some Arecibo pics and updated the
Wallpaper Page.
Arecibo Observatory Wallpaper
265k Jpeg

My latest desktop arrangement

Space Stuff / Mac prototypes
@Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 16:38:40 - tu
Global Network Against Weapons and Nuclear Power in Space
Spacenews ABM Daily

Found a link about this weird site. Very cool design ideas.

Applele Lab - is an industrial design firm that dreams a lot.
They post these dreams on their website as possibilities.
I translated some of the text on the page:

On this page, new species Mac is built with my egocentric idea.

Although Mr. certain Jobbs seems to be the torn jeans regular use
the socks with which I was beaten

More Prototypes and Even more prototypes

More Stuff, Links etc... @Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 14:32:44 - tu
Dying words of Famous People
"I am not the least afraid to die." Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882

I don't think about death all the time but I am not afraid of death, I realize its a natural
thing that happens to everone. It just happens to be the last natural part of living.
I have a bigger problem with any religion that tries to rationalize a childs death as an act of god.
Bad things can happen to kids as sad as that is, its just that.
What kind of god can't or won't protect kids?
Wether it be cancer a car accident or a bullet from a sniper

Got an old machine to get rid of? IBM will take it off your hands and either recycle the components or will refurbish the system and donate it to Gifts in Kind International. It costs 30 dollars, cheaper than some dump disposal fees on stuff like that.

Oh no High Pitch Eric has a page now.
Stern Fan Network

Survivor meets Am I hot .... Survival of the Hotest
Celebrity Battles - Pretty funny.
Stool Fairy (not a miss spelling)
Dead People Server - Quash Those Dead People Rumors
Coming Attraction AI
Anarchist Cookbook

More Crap @Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 13:42:42 - tu
Shockwave Dilbert Game

Got this in the mail today. I got a chuckle out of it.
Washington (AP)--The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican
emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance:
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

Hmm, SETI has mysteriously disapear off a couple machines. I can imagine it would be
some kind of religious type who is worried we may find aliens and his god and beliefs might come
into question. I would think if he is so devote he would help look for them because his god wouldn't
let little green men exsist in his perfect world.

British Zine Story - Bush fucks the planet

"But I also made it clear to [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days
of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
Washington, D.C., May 1, 2001

Restarting the Nuclear Race
Christian Republicans don't want to pass a bullying bill because the
see it as a gay rights issue. Yeah I guess they didn't hear what happened in Columbine.

Hey @Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 01:02:14 - tu
I kinda look like Vladimir Lenin in my webcam shot.
It was so hot I shaved off all my hair. Time for some bed.

WFA/Amazon @Thursday, May 3, 2001 - 00:17:01 - tu
Playing WFA when the phoneline/intenet/servers co-operate.
They get better the later at night it is. The last game
ended overtime 10 minutes a tie. It was just 2 on 2 then
at the end there was 8-9 players. Doing engineer duty like
usaul. They changed stuff on me, the sentry gun is softer
but deadlier. The repair button is gone, now you use your
altfire on your Ionfuser. Nice I guess now you won't become
borg cannon fodder repairing your gun.

I have made $13.04 off of amazon and I didn't even know it.
I've got some toys pages that I forgot about. Heck in a year
or two they might even payme a whole 25 dollars. I suppose
I could make some real money if I wanted too.

Tech news @Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 20:46:23 - tu
China Internet Cafe Crackdowns
XP Anti Anti Piracy interesting
XP Media Player bundling.
Hacking Media player 8

When is it... @Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 18:12
ok to play with your food?
Or, If I eat this does that mean I am not vegetarian?

HOT @Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 17:35:45
Its hot here in Maine, on the coast no less. I hope we aren't in for some
global warming type heat. I get a kick on finding my site listed on peoples
link pages. I suppose that means people visit it or maybe its just fun to
list its silly name.

Yahoo hiding its Porn
Connectix Virtual PC Wild Stuff.
Cpu Roadmap 2001
Am I annoying or not Celebs, pretty funny.

Stuff @Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - 14:10:05 - tu
Big ole security hole in Micrsoft servers
Toms Hardware Geforce MX400
Vortex of Sound - got a free OEM Aureal Vortex PCI card.
New V.92 & V.44 Modem standards.

I wanted this one - Hauppauge WinTV PVR 880
Then I saw these 2 cards, hmmm...

Racoon Penis Bone not too lucky for the racoon.
Funny Sounds

bit more seti stuff @Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 18:06:08 - tu
What Are the Possible Societal Effects? very instering stuff.
Allen Telescope Array
Best of SETIcam
Astronomy Picture of the Day

How SETI works
Arecibo Time Recorded
Spike Graphs
About the screen saver
The Radio Search

Arecibo Observatory
The Second Arecibo Upgrade
The Very Large Array
Thinking about Burning Man again...
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
Q3 WFA Slab remade

Junk I found surfing during my lunch after I bought a slingshot
Aquaroids again - cool I did a link on them last year.
Buy one Japanese Translator
I even got an email from a guy about buying one. found via Random Drivel

Video Games blamed for eye troubles.
PDA Geek
Info Sync - Another Aquaroids story
Mp3s could rival singles charts
Click Music
Jerusalem Post pointing out the on going Arab war on Pokemon
Buffy's 100th episode

News @Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 14:00:32 - tu
More Big Bang data/evidence
Rotating Blackholes

I thought I was bad getting excited about seti hoaxes.
These people are going to a bedroom in Canada to see the image of Jesus & Mary on the wall

"It's important to make a contribution while you're here on this Earth.
Now I feel like I'm harping my way to heaven."
- Inventor of the Toilet Seat Harp/Guitar
Also found Mookie had a story on the gentlemen in question with a photo.

Dolphins can recognise in Mirrors - And they taste great with tuna.
Second Jackass Show to be filmed in England.
Fireman disciplined for posing with arm around a charred body

@Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - 10:47:39
Evenflo Announce Recall to Repair Evenflo Joyride Car Seats/Carriers
Having kids this stuff like this can be very important.

I should be Useless Pages.
I - useless

Pretty funny - A Surprising Quiz: Bush's First 100 Days - Libertarian Party Op-Eds
Bush pushing for the next Cold War/Arms Race
"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been
ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
On the Kyoto accord in an interview with the Washington Post, April 24, 2001

Talk of a delay of Windows XP (Evil peice of crap)
Netblaster 11mbs wireless reivew

Parkes Observatory News Flash: 1 May 2001.
Reports have recently appeared on the internet
claiming that the Parkes telescope has detected a SETI signal.
(SETI is the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence).
No such detection has ever been made at Parkes,
and no member of the Observatory staff played any
part in the circulation of this fictitious story.
It appears the story originated in Geneva as
part of a publicity stunt engineered by two students
presenting a SETI project as part of the "Week of Science" festival.

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