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03/30/2003 Archived Entry: "Silly Joke"

Yet another animal trained for war.

The dreaded Iraqi Suicide Squirrel Squads.

Approach with caution.

Trained to crawl up the pant leg and explode when they reach the crotch.
Keep your pant legs tied up and shoot all squirrels carrying a weapon.