Random Abstract Archives: December 2001

Monday, December 31, 2001

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It is of course the New Year already in Australia and New Zealand
It's still kinda weird to think globally about stuff like the internet.

I was thinking of intoxicated for the New Years, I deserved a night of debauchery.
Plus no kids and I have the 1st off.
I'll probably just sit on my ass and play games and watch some TV.

Nutlog Celebrates 2 years!
That reminded me...
Random Abstract Totally-Useless Celebrates 2 years on the 4th.

Lewd Gallery - Naked Jar Jar (That qualifies)
Spectator



I never know what I am going to find online.
Say for instance a Japanese Giantess Gallery
(I left out the Trade Tower Picture and the Godzilla one)

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I found this site via blogsnob.
Overflowing with Insanity
Fuzzie Logic
Then I found this stuff on Dollz
Call's Dolls & Blinkies
Dollz History

That reminded of the KiSS program from 5-6 years ago.
I guess they aren't very popular now, but they are still out there.

anime-kiss (6k image)Play FKiss Homepage
World Kiss Project
Kiss Links
Kiss Dolls
More Kiss Dolls
Shin FKiss Dolls




Design Your Own O'Reilly Book Cover!
I took the idea and customized it just a little bit.
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Via 3bruces



Pedestrian Killer
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found at Monkey Farts




Trying to get back into the swing of things. No big plans for New Years Eve.
I will probably axe the holiday theme on the page tonight.

HTML Color Codes
RGB Chart
RGB2HEX

Jupiter will be at its brightest this New Year

Why your Windows should be XP

I think the new Afghan Denfense Minister called for a halt to the US Bombing.
Maybe we should listen to him..
US bombers kill 100 Afghan civilians

Technosphere deathes
wanker5- (eaten) DOA
wanker6- (eaten) DOA



Sunday, December 30, 2001

The FCC can't make up their mind. They keep moving this Radio Database Server
FCC Database



Saturday, December 29, 2001

This has been a big issue to me over the past couple years.
I wrote my congressmen and I even received a reply back from one of them.
Time to write again...

Sonar from Navy likely killed whales in the Bahamas
AP Yahoo copy
U.S. Navy sonar tests likely caused 16 whales to
beach themselves in the Bahamas last year, according
to a federal study released Thursday.
Via Kio's Blog

Congressional E-mail Directory
Contacting the Congress
FirstGov.gov
Thomas.loc.gov

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Which SNL Loser are *YOU*?
Via Quick Like a Bunny



Atomic Physics
Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
Particle Accelerators
The Superconducting Super Collider
Particle accelerators

RefDesk.com HTML
Slackers Guide to HTML
Free HTML Verification

W3C HTML Validator
Another HTML Validator
Link Valet
Any Browser
WebSter Site Spell Checking

freecenter.com
Free Index Links
1001 Free Fonts

Arcade Outpost
Asia Dragons
Dave's PDA Place



2000 Packets in 23 months and almost in the top 1% of users.
Not to bad.

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Results Received 2010
Total CPU Time 4.948 years

Average CPU Time per work unit 21 hr 33 min 54.9 sec
SETI@home user for: 1.922 years
Your rank out of 3453308 total users is: 39,833rd place.
You have completed more work units than 98.846% of our users.



We take a Christmas picture every year. This is how it turned out.
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Thursday, December 27, 2001

Gainward introduces TI 200-based card with 128Mb of memory
via Zero

Geforce4 Rumors
PS2 Kinda Christmas
Passwords on the brain
FBI is all worried about the XP Security Flaws


I got an update on My Technosphere Critters
Wanker2 is alive.
And has been getting busy.

Wanker and Wanker3 and Wanker4 are all Dead.

[more] - TechnoSphere - 98 - [Talk] - RA



I got permission to order this.
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C-Source

AverMedia Tv Studio
I plan on turning my machine into a TiVo Box with this toy.



GBA Getting Bluetooth
36X CD Writers?
Simple Skywatching
Connectix does more PC Emulation on the Mac
DVD Recorders

blogsnobs
Blurst
Devildoll
Ambival.net

Geforce TI Card
Li Lian USB Case
Innovision Geforce2 TI
21 Geforce TI Boards



Wednesday, December 26, 2001

I had a wonderful christmas up here at my folks. We are spending the next several days here.
My Brother is in from LA and I have the rest of the week off. I won't be online much here in
28.8 land so updates will be far in few for the next few days. My big christmas present
was of course my own PC I bought for myself. I got a bunch of DVDs off my wishlist and
lots of other stuff. My wife got me the Todd McFarlane Austinpowers Fembots and Scott
Evil also one of the lastest Spawn toys.

Compgeeks - Intel Microscope
USB/Firewire HD Kit
12X8X32 IDE CD-RW
Optical PS2 Mouse

Altec Lansing 5 Piece Speakers
Labtec LCS-2514 Five pieces
Guillemot - Hercules Game Theater XP Sound Card
Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer PCI

I am thinking of getting one of the AVERMEDIA TV Cards

Avermedia Pricewatch Search
C-Sourse has it for $73.00



Saturday, December 22, 2001

A few more
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I took these photos friday morning right after it stopped snowing.
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Yet one more song I couldn't find the name of the band or the the song.
It's a new wave christmas song that has become very popular in the past several years.
So after 15-20 minutes I found it.

Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses

[more] - Christmas Song - 92 - [Talk] - RA



Friday, December 21, 2001


Uncle Owen is going to be in Episode 2.

Stumbled across Blackholebrain

Cock fighting is still legal in Louisiana, New Mexico and Oklahoma
I had mentioned this because Santa got on of the guys in the office
a Chickenrun toys that mentions Cockfighting.

I learn a few new terms..
GAY SLANG DICTIONARY

Mead
Lambic
Lambic: a beer naturally fermented by contamination of wort by airborne yeasts.

The Greasywop and I were talking about racial slurs.
I didn't know what a Dago or even how to spell it.
This is what I found
Interestingly, much like Guinea, this derogatory term for Italians did not originally refer to Italians.
Dago comes from the Spanish given name Diego. It nautical in origin and originally referred to
Spanish or Portuguese sailors on English or American ships. This usage dates to the 1830s.
The meaning eventually broadened to include anyone from southern Europe, before narrowing
again and restricting usage to Italians. The sense meaning Italian dates to at least the 1870s.



This is the kind of cat I wanna have around my house.
j-cat2 (5k image)Maneki-neko first began to appear in Japan around 1870, and the ceramic Cats were used to bring good luck and fortune to their owners. Only a sitting Cat making a beckoning gesture with one paw is considered a maneki-neko. The popularity of the Cat Charms grew until they became a national icon of sorts. Today it's hard to find a store or restaurant in Japan that does not display the lucky felines... and people also place the statue in their home, or even carry them as keychains! Maneki-neko are made of different materials, stone, wood, paper, plastic, but the ceramic varieties are the most popular.

Sidenote: I did have a real cat once. I named the cat Neko - japanese for cat.
I think he is still alive? I lost him in the divorces many years ago.




Policeman accidentally shoots off partner's penis
The bullet hit Ruelas in the genitals and fellow officers found Espinoza giving him first aid.
They are considering carrying out reconstructive surgery in an attempt to repair the damage.

Scientists studying ball lightning say it may be linked to spontaneous human combustion.
Animal campaigners send their own pubic hair to fashion designer
Judge orders divorced couple to split daughter's ashes

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I have of course been getting ready for Christmas and some time off. I am still playing
that silly stategy turnbased game on my machine. I think its snowing outside and I
have to get up in five or six hours so I am going to bed.

What I've Learned: God via - Off on a Tangent
Also Happy Atheist
And News Blues which is not Blues News the 3D Gaming site.

Bloggerheads
Wunderblog

I Love Bacon
Nude Anon
Spectacular Approaches
Erotic Chocolates

Freshnews
NewsHub
Fark

Search.com Submit
Add Pro Submit


Bottledbliss
Nasty Bastard
usr/bin/hurl

I was at a store looking at some amber jewelry, the stuff it amazing.
Amber
Golden Amber
Amber Men's ring
Men's ring, sterling silver, one rectangular amber 25mm x 10mm
Amber
Bug encrusted in Amber Jewelry
Amber Dice
Amber Pictures
Life in Amber
Lizard in Amber

Something that every porndog needs...
Adjustable cock ring -"restriction - stay hard"



Thursday, December 20, 2001

Sugar compounds, an indispensable ingredient for life today, have been found in meteorites.
BBC Coverage

White House Explains treatment of John Walker
Anthrax Investigation Looks at Labs

Anthrax Investigators focus on Scientist
According to ABC, the United States has been producing small quantities of weapons-grade
anthrax for several years at two secret locations -- the U.S. Army Dugway Proving Ground
in Utah and at the Battelle Company, which does the work for the Central Intelligence Agency
and the military.



I took this picture of both of my Geforce2 Cards. Of course I have been playing a turn based
stategy game this evening instead of some powerhungry 3D game.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2001

Japanese Women who dressup as Anime Characters

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More Random Stuff.
I just finished slapping together the holiday graphics for the site.
I was trying for something tacky this time.

codernaut-wallpaper (11k image)Codernauts Wallpaper
I have amassed collect of CN Pics
on my Wall at work.

This is when I am supposed to Die
DeathClock
My Personal Day of Death is... Wednesday, June 2, 2055
Nice to Know.
They don't consider the fact I am Left-Handed so I am
supposed to die earlier than a Righty.

Dave - Orgazmo Quotes



Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think unicorns are kick ass.
-Dave the Lighting Guy/Matt to Trey

Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think Depache Mode is a sweet band.
-Dave the Lighting Guy/Matt to Trey

Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think you have a nice ass.
(followed by a slap on the ass) -Dave the Lighting Guy/Matt to Trey

Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I'd really like to make love to you tonight.
(followed by Matt making kissing noises to Trey) -Dave the Lighting Guy/Matt to Trey



I could see myself getting into the Case Modification Hobby
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PC Mods
Cool Case Mods.com
CrazyPC
CaseTown.DK

Case Mod
Hitechmods.com
HC Mods
7Volts Mods
More Case Mods



The way I run my site is I base it on not putting anything that may be too disturbing
for someones parents like my own, etc.. I don't worry about crossing that line but
I am always aware of it in the back of my head. I do get a kick out of E/N Sites.
I don't consider this site to be one, but I enjoy that kind of twisted dark humor.
You do have to be careful, sometimes they can even been to gross or messedup for even me.

Be warned, some of these sites may have Adult Content of a Sick or Disturbing Nature...
I think this all started here

2bizzare
AjayOnline
American Jackass
AngryFucks
Art Fag
AssDown
Bored-Guy
Cheesy Thighs
Chickenlegs
Complete Obscurity
Corrode
CrazyFuckedupShit
Degen
Delete Yourself
Digital Ninjas
Eboogyman
Fazed.net
Flava Country
The God Fader
Funky Kitten
GuffySpace
IHTGWSM
ImOvaHereNow
Iamcomplusive
Hobotronic
Huh?
LewSers
Mr Nasty
Myndx
Phudefactor
Pissed
Punogre
Rebel Alliance.netRed Recon
Rhithard
Shakespears World
Sinnocence
Slapass.net
SnowCave
SteakandCheese
SuperSloth
Terminal Packet Loss
Thatthinline
Unrealistic Expectations
Uptohere
Virtual Roofie
Wicked Bastard
Worthless Bastard

Old Timers I am have visited before.
Badassmofo
Dogbomb
EHOWA
Exploited
Frostlips
RedBrain
Something Awful
ThisSiteGotMeLaid
ORSM
Vandalized

Misc sites linked off of E/N sites
Blownaway
BrainFart
Fendexis
f.u.b.a.r.
Gearfactory
Internet Gossip
Insydious
Lucky Devil
Linux Kitty
Madpimp Grey
Lying Paradox Press
Backwash
The Stinker
We Hate Everyone
Ricecop

Top Sites
Top Sites
Top 100 Badass Chicks
Hotass 100
StileProject Top 50
Top Funny Mpegs



Dr. Aki Ross outdoes Lara Croft anyday. (And people wonder why computers amaze me.)
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Tuesday, December 18, 2001

I went back and decided I had to do a follow up strip.
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Top Cams
Top Girls
Top Guys Gay?
I hate camgirls webring

Randy Wanker.com
Iamlost.com
Sad Geezer Guide to Cult Sci Fi
Anime-Online.com
Drunks.com
Batchles page
Batchles - Bidges
Drunks, Flashers Pukers Gallery
Silly Images
Sickone

Axle Online Player Pics
SpamGourmet
The Campaign for a Female Boba Fett
Nazis Among Us


Codemasters is releasing a new game real soon called Prisoner of War
POW Screenshots
Gamespot - POW Preview
POW Preview

Prolink PixelView GeForce2 TiReview
This looks really dangerous... Athlon XP Unlocking Kit

I got my first Delta Force catalog in the mail yesterday.
Very cool toys, I am glad I don't have any money to spend.

My latest 2 Tenchosphere Critters
wanker4 (ID 2287534)
wanker3 (ID 2287317)
wanker2 is still alive.



I have been a huge Redmeat for a long time.
Fan built Redmeat Strips - FAQ
Fan Redmeat - Top 30
My attempt.
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Yet one more reason why I love this game =)
US Marines are to hone their skills on a British virtual reality computer game.
They will train with a modified version of Codemasters' Operation Flashpoint, Cold War Crisis.
Codemasters Flashpoint Story


Flashpoint


[ OFP - 77] - [Talk] - RA



CIA uses anthrax, but no link to letters Yeah, that makes it OK

CIA Denies Being Source of Anthrax
CIA dismisses report its lab source of anthrax

Anthrax Made in the U.S.A!!

This sounds scary...
Microsoft has won a patent for an Anti Piracy operating system

Were DrinkOrDie Raids Overkill?

U.S. plans new raids on file swappers

Australia Bans 'Grand Theft' video game

I have spent the evening installing hardware and software. The software just has been
the problem. It's gonna take awhile to get everything back on my machine. My sound
problem with Ghost Recon has gone away. The scratchy noise must have had to do
with the PCI Video Card like I had read. I suppose I will get around to updating my
page real soon now. Bedtime now. Even later than last night...

[ Fun - 76] - [Talk] - RA



Monday, December 17, 2001

Spent sunday just vegging out. I have been making backups of crap on my harddrive.
Been watching alot of movies, hanging out with my famliy and just goofing off on my pc.
I found this cool program to decode MP3 so you can play around with them in a WAV Editor.
dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC)
dBpowerAMP - Codec Central
I am learning how to mess around with the WAV editor program to cleanup MP3s.
Time for bed.

[ Fun - 75] - [Talk] - RA



Sunday, December 16, 2001

Am I the only one worried about something happening tomorrow?
Are we on alert? I can't keep track of them all.

Speaking of forgetting about stuff, who did mail out all that Anthrax?
I still go with the whole, crazy U.S. official, give my group more funding plot

This asshole has alot of nerve after the stuff he said about sept 11th
Rev. Jerry Falwell has pledged to take advantage of President Bush's current
popularity and press aggressively for a family-values agenda for the United States

No!! Anyone but DeLay!!
That moron scares me even more than Ashcroft.

Afghan Village accidently hit by bombing still has to deal with lots of unexploded U.S. bombs

China, in Harsh Crackdown, Executes Muslim Separatists

US missile defense rocket destroyed amid safety concerns


Tongue piercing causes brain abscess

Topless UK School Calendar too Sexy for some

Kuro5hin is back!!!

My UPS order will be here tomorrow.
More computer toys a Geforce2 TI and a 40gig IBM Deskstar drive.

Scientists see 'Lens' in Milky Way

1394: Home for the Holidays
Bright outlook for LEDs

Carl Sagan Center To Focus On Life In The Universe

Canon, Nikon, Camera, Scanner warnings when using with XP

Firebox Electronic Toys



My Boy (My Mini-me)
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Just spent the day vegging out. Kinda nice to have a chance to just rest and have some
time to yourself. To bad I feel like shit, I hope I am not coming down with what my wife had.
It's either that or worse, extreme coffee withdrawls.

Ashcroft Praises German Law Allowing Crackdown on Religious Organizations Deemed Extremist
Navy Missile Defense System Canceled
U.S. formally withdraws from the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty
Who Will Run Missile Defense?
Clinton talking with Franken about how the republicans probably
be impeaching Gore right now, if he was in the white house.



Saturday, December 15, 2001

Thai Star Net.com
Star Wars Episode 3
More Sharp Zaurus PDA Links
Handera 330 PDA - Review
Arcadeplay.com
Flash-game.net



Friday, December 14, 2001

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TechnoSphere is a 3D model world inhabited by artificial lifeforms.
Looks like some that might interest me, I have two critters going right now.
wanker and wanker2
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via The Ultimate Insult
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Update!
Oh My God wgsf4538 Killed my Wanker!!!
I guess it's time to build a new one. Time for Wanker3.



Speaking of mindless humor...

AmIhotornot.NL
Hot or Not.DE
Are they hot or not?

Bangable?
CamSlut or not

Who Wants to be a Porn Star?
AmIpornornot.com
XXX Hot or Not

Voyeurweb.com
Voyeurweb results
Private Shots Amateurs
Bride Porn (for you know who)



More Kuro5hin Stuff
Rusty Foster Kuro5hin creator - Pronounced "corrosion"
Kuro5hin Sysadmin

Sciencenet.org.uk
Aviation Top1000
Zaurus Zone
Mozilla News.org
Grand Theft Auto III Reivew

I couldn't remember the name of this series of Sci Fi books.
David Feintuch
Midshipman's Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 1
Challenger's Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 2
Prisoner's Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 3
Fisherman's Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 4
Voices of Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 5
Patriarch's Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 6
Children of Hope - Nick Seafort saga, Book 7

I am trying to get some of the guys around the office
to go see Not Another Teen Movie on the cheap night next week.
This movie looks really really bad.
Reviews
reviews
Reviews



First they go after Paul now Winona?
Ryder Arrested for Drug Possession
Winona Ryder Arrested for Shoplifting in LA

Big thanks to Billy Rhythm for showing me the light.
Handspring Treo shows that the phone and the handheld can hit it off as a couple
Xbox Hacker.net
KillyourTV

Kuro5hin - Operation Enduring Downtime




Thursday, December 13, 2001

I was requested to make a new 31x88 button to replace the old tu one.
If you want to use the button feel free to save it locally and stick it on your page.

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[ - 66] - [Talk] - RA



Ok why didn't I hear about this Meteor Shower Earlier?
I guess I know what I will be doing tonight.

Weird Geminids
Geminid Observing Tips Dec. 13-14, 2001

Geminids
December's Generous Geminids
The Geminids

Oh Fuck Me, the weather outside is just shitty, Foggy Rainy etc...



Vacuum Cleaner Safety (way too many chopped off wang stories lately)
Man loses part of penis in vacuum cleaner.
An Italian man had part of his penis cut off by a vacuum cleaner while watching a porn film.
The 63-year-old went to hospital claiming he had accidentally cut himself while shaving his pubic hair. He was carrying the severed part of his penis in a sheet of newspaper. The man, from Lugo di Ravenna, later admitted he inserted his manhood in the vacuum cleaner and had part of it cut off by the cleaner's fan. He said he tried to preserve his penis part in a freezer while the ambulance was called to pick him up. He has undergone surgery and the penis has been reattached, but doctors say they don't have much hope it will work properly again. He was carrying the severed part of his penis in a sheet of newspaper.

What's up with vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis?
Vacuum Wanking
Seventy male genital injuries from external trauma are reported and include
vacuum cleaner injuries, fracture of penis and the tourniquet syndrome.

Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners

Jackin Safety
Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate
the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the
same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than
a human mouth can injure you.

Mr. Happy's Vacuum


It's Mr. Pink's Birthday today!
I really liked him in Ed and His Dead Mother

I am the Super Internet Geek!!!
Ok I found out the name of this British Sitcom with the Dexy's Theme song.

Brush Strokes Via IMDB
Karl Howman .... Jacko
British Sitcoms

Dexy's Midnight Runners did the theme song for the show.
45 Single forsale - here too

Dexy's Midnight Runners last venture came in '86 with "Because Of You", the theme
to BBC sitcom "Brush Strokes". Rowland recently re-appeared in women's underwear,
a comeback gimmick so universally slammed for utter shoddiness that he quickly ditched it again.



"You say you don't have a problem with your Weblog, but you stay up after
midnight to post a new entry for that day. You often wonder how people can
go days without posting on their weblogs. You find yourself trying to find sites
crazier than your own to make yourself feel more sane."

Your Are.....


Which sexy, witty blogger are you?


I am looking at finishing my PC Upgrade.

Anyone see any reviews on the PNY video cards?
PNY.com PNY Verto Geforce2 Ti

PNY Verto Geforce2 Ti 64MB DDR AGP TV Out - OEM
ENPC $99.00

IBM Deskstar Homepage
IBM 60GXP 60GB Review
Review

Deskstar 60GXP IBM 40GB 7200 RPM
ENPC $105.00


Intel forecasts Firewire's demise
Umm Ok, I will buy that when Digital8 Cameras come with USB2.0 and not Firewire.
My brother was saying something similiar the other day.

U.S. Agents Raid Campuses and bust up the DrinkOrDie Warez network

This would be interesting. Dissenting states move to make IE code open source

Claims that Bin Laden is in Pakistan
I posted the same story the other day.
I love the US Military claim, He is in the tora bora area.
Where? we don't know but we know he is there.

Look! A terrorist with a Gun! Oh, Wait its just Geraldo

U.S. Recently Produced Anthrax in a Highly Lethal Powder Form
Private and federal experts are clashing over how much powdered anthrax Dugway
has made. The issue is politically sensitive since some experts say producing large
quantities could be seen as violating the global treaty banning germ weapons.



Wednesday, December 12, 2001

Now I know it may be a video card thing I will have to get an AGP one=)
Compuplus Video Cards
ENPC Video Cards



Scary Prediction over at Sensible Erection

NASA releases new images of volcanic Jupiter moon

Drastic Shifts in Climate Are Likely, Experts Warn


I found a possible cure to my Sound Issues on my new MB
Off googlegroups
I've loaded Windows 2000 onto my K7S5A system (with ACPI on)
and the sound is choppy and crackly.
Found the problem - an ATI PCI (Xpert'98) video card. Replaced it with an
AGP card and all is well.

In the I didn't know you could do this department...
Flash Upgrade for my Canon S10 Digital Camera
Cannon S10



20 Year Usenet Archive Now Available
I am old I remember this one - Apr 1994 First mass spamming (Green Card spam)

My First Usenet Post!!

1993-10-11 19:07:44 PST
IO30020@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
I heard about the beta testing results that it is not compatible with and GUS t
he current gus SBOS. I just got the game from FTP.UML.EDU and the testers were
right I can't get anything but trash. will Gravis come out with a quick patch ?
I think they did with Prince of Persia 2, Can't gravis work with the Game companys
on providing gus support for future releases ?

That officially makes me old. October 11th 1993 I must have been in school up
at Presque Isle for my second year of Tech College. I spent most of my time not
in class but in the Computer Labs with Mr. Dewitt.


Wow thats pretty old - 1995/09/06
1995/12/07
Ha Ha!! Tilman

Ouch! Not This Crap



What is it about guys in the Philippine and chopping off thier dicks?
A Filippino man has chopped off his penis after reportedly being teased
about its size. After becoming the butt of jokes, the 25-year-old went
home despondent and cut off the end of his manhood in rage "He still
has a stump. He can still have sex, although the thing does not look good"

Huge hacker ring raided
British special forces fighting close to bin Laden's HQ

C&C: Renegade preview
Geforce2 TI Roundup

[ - 58] - [Talk] - RA



Tuesday, December 11, 2001

Louisiana school prayer law declared unconstitutional by federal court
God Bless the Lawyers =)

The mother of a ninth-grader sued the Ouachita Parish School Board because students
had made fun of her son and another boy who did not participate in prayer, calling them
"atheist" and "devil worshipper."

If my school had a moment of silence I would have eaten beans for breakfast and broke
wind every morning. Chili Beans and Grape Juice, works everytime.




I was looking around for some pictures of Santa and of course...
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Two oddly not related - related? Stories
Red Cross investigating 'Taliban container deaths'
American Taliban May Be in Container

Bush on Walker

PRESIDENT BUSH
…Well, we think — we're not sure — we're just trying to learn the facts about this poor fellow.

[more] - Walker - 55 - [Talk] - RA



I grew up watching a ton of (non-cable) TV as a kid.
We were talking about the Star Wars Wookie Christmas show.
I am remembering all these shows I saw as a kid. Of course I don't
remember the name of any of them.

Like this one with family in some white Spaceship like RV.
Then there was this star wars rip off one with a conan guy
with a light saber and the moon was split in two.
Yesterday Land.com
90's Equivalents of the 80's

[ TV - 54] - [Talk] - RA



Yeah this is my kind of Online Test
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I am a Lobster Telephone.

For nine potatoes have my multi-throttled keys subdued the nice leaves of strangers. Sprays of wild satin guacamole enters my document. I relish four mushroom deals with metal.

Do you bite the wax tadpole? The Utterly Surreal Test





String / M Theory

Stephen Hawking says scientists may already have discovered the theory
of everything. The cosmologist is backing M theory as the most likely way
of unifying quantum physics. M theory suggests there are not just four
dimensions but 11, and it aims to unite all the forces of the universe with
a single equation

This is a very good site to start with
What is String Theory ?

Professor Stephen Hawking
Quantum Cosmology, M-theory and the Anthropic Principle

The Official String Theory Website
M-theory, the theory formerly known as Strings
The theory currently known as M
M Theory
M-Theory

Matter
Particle Adventure
A Bedtime Primer on Particle Physics, with Links for Children and Adults Alike
All About Atoms

FactMonster
electron
neutron
proton

Lineone Encyclopedia
Wikipedia

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Foreskin and Foreskin Stretching
Why? because this is very random

I Want My Foreskin Back
Some circumcised men who feel they're missing out are
going to great lengths to bring back that loving feeling.

Where Is My Foreskin?
The Case Against Circumcision - Paul M. Fleiss, MD

Foreskin.org
Anatomy of the Penis, Mechanics of Intercourse
The penis and foreskin: Preputial anatomy and sexual function
Foreskin Restoration Archive / FAQ
Non-Surgical Foreskin Restoration The Stretching Procedure
Strecthed Foreskin Pictures Not safe for Anyone!! Anywhere!! Ever!!
Same here
- Smegma Photos

Foreskin Forsale
Since the 1980s, private hospitals have been involved in the business
of supplying discarded foreskins to private bio-research laboratories and
pharmaceutical companies who require human flesh as raw research material.



People arrested for Plane Spotting in Greece

Internet porn addicts advised to log on with a partner

A Romanian student who thought she had caught a cold discovered a cockroach had
burrowed into her ear. She was told the cockroach had travelled into her inner ear and died.

Hunter blasts store's Christmas reindeer to death
Donner the reindeer escaped from a Christmas display only to be shot and killed by a hunter.

The Pentagon has confirmed a 15,000lbs "Daisy-cutter" bomb has been dropped at
the Tora Bora cave complex, after a reported sighting of Osama bin Laden.

Bin Laden may have fled to north west Pakistan, says al-Qaida

Hamas gunmen defy Arafat to rescue leader
Danger of civil war as Arafat hits at Hamas



Monday, December 10, 2001

SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES
I've got something special in the sack just for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....
Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?
That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.
I got your stocking stuffer right here!
Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.


How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

Q. Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
A. Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!



The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - via Sensible Erection
Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's
biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages
will improve as we become less dense.

Burger King Veggie Burger
"The vegan burger enclosed in a wheat bun."
UK Burger King Veggie Burger Ratings
Also mentions a McDonalds Veggie Burger

I was sitting here watching Austin Powers 2 thinking about 3.
Austin should discover Felicity Shagwell is a Fembot in the third one.

Finally going to the movies to watch Harry Potter.
I thought it would be fun for the guys at work to go see
Not another Teen Movie as a group.

Weblog Angst
Funnier would be someone seeing you playing with your nose on your webcam.
I have a webcam don't I?

Yes, It's Been Warm. And Why?
War's Hidden Cost
Confessions of a Traitor

`Gaping Hole' in nation's anti-terrorist security

The Terrorists Here At Home
People who work at abortion clinics were living with constant fear long before September 11



My wife and daughter had their picture taken with Santa this weekend.

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Britain would hand over Osama bin Laden to the US but,
only on condition he would not face the death penalty.
Somalia Seen as Likely Refuge for Terrorists

The fall of Enron
Enron - Yahoo Full Coverage
Letters from employees of Enron Part 1 - Part 2
Workers and stockholders are Enron's worst casualties
RNC pick Business Ties Extensive
House Panel Launches Probe of Enron Problems
Why Bush Can't Help Enron
Democrat Wants Enron Details
3 Bush Officials Sold Enron Stock
Will Bush Be Tarnished by Enron's Collapse?




Sunday, December 9, 2001

Friends of ours brought over their Akita puppy. I think his name is Genki, he is also deaf.

Genki - Literally means energy, vigor, vitality or pep.
A genki person is one who has lots of energy and is very cheerful.

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Akita Page
Akita Pictures



I have wanted to take pictures of the spider in my bathroom for awhile.
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We have had 3 or 4 in the bathroom forever. I wonder if I can look up what kind it is.



Snow!!

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Saturday, December 8, 2001

CNN just said the revised WTC deathtoll is 3050. Nov 21st is was around 3,500.
It was original it was feared over 6,000 people died. It in no ways of course
lessens the tragedy to those who lost family members.

MI6 played key role in forcing collapse of Taliban Regime

Is Saudi Arabia about to fall apart?

Novelist Patricia Cornwell believes Victorian painter Walter Sickert was Jack the Ripper

Wild Orang-utans can swing both ways

Japan Today Photos
News on Japan
Princess Aiko Photo



More Get Your War On
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Try out this new mod called Unlagged
It's for all of us 56kers with crappy ping times.
Tried it out on a couple servers and it looks pretty good.
WFA wasn't playing so well over the 56k connection.

How Will We React To First Contact?
Bill offered to give FBI Access to Gun Records

I am still smirking about this one.

A Filipino man who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete.
Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.
Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that
the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.
He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree.

"His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8," she said.
The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot
causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to
enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and
be thrown into eternal fire."

Zarus - FAQ
It's a Linux Based PDA.
Linux Devices.com
Hawking bets money on 'Boson God particle'

Balloons cause more choking deaths in children than any other nonfood product.
Almost 60 childen have died in the past ten years from choking on latex balloons.

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Finally getting to feel like winter up here. We are supposed to get snow tomorrow.
Re-installed Quake 3 Arena last night. I have been working on my Weapons Factory
CFG files today. I guess the WFA version is 3.0b now. Downloaded a q3 paintball mod.
I found a picture of a keyboard and printed it out to map out the wfa keys.

This is just nuts Spud Chunker.com (Texas of course)
"Back in my day we built'em ourselves so if we blew
oursevles up it was are own dumb fault."

Enterpris Timeline
Pretty cool, but then again I am a geek.

Gunworld
Dinosaur Genera
Yahoo - Porn Star list
Brownfish.com
Tom's Hardware
The Battle Of The Consoles: From Atari's 2600 To Microsoft's Xbox
Return of the Jedi -- The Shooting Script

Instant-Messengers.com
Sexual Anatomy of Men
How to use a Dental Dam
Speaking of Cockrings
Sextoysite.com

Stockroom.com
Dental Dam HarnessCock Rings
Suction and Pumps
Vibrating Things



Friday, December 7, 2001

Another one - Via Random Drivel
I am 56% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.
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I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to
the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction.
I must act now! Unplug this computer!

Internet Addict Test at Fuali.com

I know I am because I use Google as my Dictionary and I will
look for my Visor for a phone number before the phonebook.

My brother was telling me about this all-in-one IM program.
Never gave me the address. It's Trillian
I am running my AIM, ICQ and Y! accounts.

AIM (1k image)RonaldGoff
ICQ (1k image)12476253
Yahoo (0k image)rgoff31

Hubble finds Giant Star Factory Nearby
American Taliban soldier was interviewed by the CIA agent that was later killed.

Another Hercules Game Theater XP Review
Asus V8200T5 Deluxe and V8200T2 Deluxe GeForce3 Titanium Series
Gainward GeForce2 Ti/500 XP Video Card Review
IBM 60GXP 60GB
Athlon XP: The Name Games, Second Take
Visor ThumBoard Keyboard
Older Visor Neo Review
Treo 10 Mp3 Player

Operation Flahspoint Redhammer Review



Thursday, December 6, 2001

Fred Phelps is at it again. God Hates America
Via Everlasting Blort
Fred from Westboro Baptist Church seems to think god hates us so he is punishing
us with 9/11 etc... He also considers Bush pro-homosexual.
This nut is also the guy who came up with godhatefags.com

Speaking of crazy religous christians...
Clayton Lee Waagner one of the FBI's 10 most wanted fugitives was captured
He is the prime suspect in abortion clinic anthrax hoaxes.
Waagner was charged with bank robberies in Pennsylvania and West Virginia,
a carjacking in Mississippi and other crimes allegedly committed since his February
escape from an Illinois jail. He was caught with a handgun and $10,000 in cash and
had been driving a stolen Mercedes Benz.



Largest Known Prime number it 4,053,946 digits long
Missing 'Higgs boson particle' rocks science
No sign of the Higgs boson
Mars was once all wet
Astronomers observe Dark Matter object for first time
A scientist says reddish patches on Jupiter's ice-covered moon Europa
may be caused by frozen bacteria.
Fetuses can hear ultrasound scans
Ties in to this in anyway?
Ultra-Sound Test May Cause Left-Handedness

Toys Toys Technoscout



Since my Aureal Vortex 2.0 based card is unsupported I was look around at soundcards.
There ARE card that aren't made by Creative Labs.
This one sells for around 95 bucks on Pricewatch
There also is the Santa Cruz

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Hercules Game Theater XP

3D Spotlight Review
Gamers Depot Review
Hothardware Review
Digit-Life Review
Dansdata Reivew
Guru3d Review



The names of the 3 U.S. Servicemen killed in the friendly fire accidental were released.
Sgt Davis, 39, of Tennessee, Sgt Petithory, 32, from Massachusetts,
and Sgt Cody Prosser, from California, were killed near Kandahar.
All were members of the Army's 3rd Battalion, 5th Special Forces Group,
stationed at Fort Campbell, Kentucky.

Campbell.army.mil - 5th Special Forces Group

Ridley Scott is doing a movie about the Somolia, Mogadishu battle.
Black Hawk Down - Jan 18th 2002
IMDB
Based upon: The nonfiction book.
Black Hawk Down: A Story of Modern War, by Mark Bowden.
I really want to read that book.

EYES OVER MOGADISHU



I saw this picture the other day.
I am sure someone can come up with a good caption.
Ummm




Wednesday, December 5, 2001

Yet another online test to take. I have skipped over several, but this one seems interesrting.
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If I were a work of art, I would be Claude Monet's Waterlilies.

I am soft and gentle, but very colourful. Although based in reality, I look at the world through a filter of impressions which shape how I see things. Splashes of light help to define my presence and bring an endearing quality.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test





Oh No! Kyoko Date isn't the only Japanese CG Gal.
Yuki Terai -via Off On A Tangent

Yuki Terai - Secret Lives VCD
Yuki Terai Gallery

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Two US soldiers die in B–52 bombing mistake
Civilians abandon homes after hundreds are casualties of US air strikes on villages

PlayStation sales banned in the Netherlands
the cables contained too much cadmium

Poo Throwing Monkey Flash Game via unxmaal
Hide the Evidence via ?
Christian Nudists via Ultimate Insult

Fear The Stupid
Craztfuckedupshit.net
FluffyBunnyFeet.net

Ginger's Hompage
Kama Sutra Movie screengrabs

Blogsnob User List

Chris Raettig got an email notice that he could not link to KPMG's site
without a written agreement.
It seems that on the internet KPMG believes you need written permission to link to them
I wasn't sure what KPMG so I went their Site
Their Disclaimer says they can't guarantee the site is free of viruses.
They must being running Windows NT.

Random Abstract Search Engine Hits
+"red rocket" +"south park
anal entry
sensible erection
christina aguilera navel piercing
personality disorder test
apartment house wrestling
human barcode
Return to Castle Wolfenstein breast addon



SOCOM M4A1
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Where can I get me one?
This is a close as I can probably get.



Ashcroft and Leahy Battle Over Expanding Police Powers
Ashcroft Seeking to Free F.B.I. to Spy on Groups
Attorney General John Ashcroft is considering a plan to relax restrictions
on the F.B.I.'s spying on religious and political organizations.

America fears attack on key Islamic date. (December 12th)
Lesbian Couple Allowed to Remain 'class Sweethearts' in High School Yearbook

Senate vote sinks ANWR drilling
Missile Defense Test Postponed Again
Army Special Forces Soldiers Prohibited From Leaving Army Service

The mass killing of Taliban prisoners in the Qala-i-Janghi fortress near
Mazar-i-Sharif has helped to stiffen Taliban resistance in and around
Kandahar, according to anti-Taliban Pashtun leaders.
"They don't expect to be safe if they surrender. It's not just the Arabs
who are resisting,"

What to do with John Walker Lindh
Privately, some Pentagon officials speculated that Lindh could
be tried as an accessory to the murder of a CIA officer who
was killed during the prison uprising in which several U.S.
Special Forces troops were injured and hundreds of Taliban
fighters were killed.

Chasey Lain Inflatable Fantasy Playmate

Clouds Force NASA to Delay Shuttle Launch
Ground Telescope now 'as good as Hubble'
Amazon.com Purchases Egghead.com



Tuesday, December 4, 2001

I was checking into the latest DVD Divx software online.
They are always coming out with new stuff every day.
I am looking forward to some kind of portable Mpeg4 video player.

Digital Digest
Mpegx.com
Clad DVD
Flask Mpeg
BSPlayer
Vidomi
Doom9

The Shuttle launched scrubbed due to weather?

Shuttle Endeavour 5:45 p.m. EST (2345 GMT) Today

Stupid Worm Virus
See Star Wars in Telnet

SonicBlue owns digital video recording
SonicBlue.com
ReplayTV 4000
"Broadband connectivity, you can share your recorded shows between different
ReplayTVs in your home, send recorded programs to your friends via the Internet,
use Commercial Advance to playback your favorite shows without commercials."

Sharp Linux PDA needs apps now!
Could XP allow hackers into your fridge?



It's really funny to me to think of people hundreds or thousands of years ago were
creating erotic art. I wonder if there type of archeaology that just studies ancient erotic art.

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This is what got caught my attention - Shunga Via Fark

Sex in Manga
Shunga - Erotics Prints
Shunga Gallery

Porn in Ancient
Naples museum exposes public to
ancient erotica

I saw part of Kama Surta in Cinemax last week.
Looked really good.

Animated Kama Sutra
The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra

Palma-Sutra Homepage
Greyscale Palma-sutra



I guess there is another terror alert the government what law enforcement to go on alert.
I didn't realize we had come down of the last one. I suppose I won't take that december
11th flight to beriut I was planning on taking. I was watching Aaron Brown? on CNN and
the thing he talked about is if someone is that committed to killing themselves will this
alert really stop someone? I suppose it's asmuch about covering your butt as it is that
a vague warning will stop some nutjob from blowing himself up.

I downloaded Moon Tycoon Demo.
I haven't tried it yet but I would like to play more Space Sims.
My brother sent me this one - Create a Fart.com

He is looking at this the board.
Soyo K7V Dragon Plus Socket A motherboard review

U.S. Female Air Force pilot sues over Muslim clothing rule
for women who leave base in Saudi Arabia
I didn't know women could fly combat missions?

It's the new gateway drug into Satanism
Australian Seventh-Day Adventists Church Bans ‘Harry Potter’ books

New Detonator Drivers!

Why won't Sony let Mini Discs die! MiniDisc USB Player Line

Smallest known reptile just discovered
Nature gecko/reptile story
"At just 16 mm from nose to tail, the Jaragua lizard is the world's smallest.
In fact, it's the smallest vertebrate that can reproduce on dry land."

Things I wanna complain about.
Where is the Snow? I live in Maine, I know on the coast its warm but we haven't
had a measurable about of snow yet winter. Global warming is fake my ass it was
like 60-65 the other day.

Cam girl sites, and the E/N sites that promote these young girls to write their
websites on the boobs. I can't wait to hear about someone getting busted for
messing around online with some underage camslut. I think people should buy
stuff on my wishlist so that I won't put up pictures of my ass on here.

When did it become cool to make a webpage that was 3 quarters art and a tiny
little srollable window? The fonts are so small you can't read it and the font color
almost the same as background. These sites get usually seem to get updated
about once a week.



Monday, December 3, 2001

I have been clicking on most of the Blog Snob links on my own page. I am always looking for more and more weblogs to follow (internet addict). I haven't had much luck. I am not sure what I look for in a weblog to visit it daily or follow it. This is problably going to sound strange or crazy, but I think I found a female version of myself here. That probably isn't a complement so I will just have to apologize now.

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twodolla.org



Talking about the oldest living things got me poking around the internet.

Ultimate Tree Ring Guide

United States Forest Service let someone cut down Prometheus living tree in the 50s.
The Story of the death of Prometheus

2,000 year old Huon pines in a stand that is 10,000 years old.

Ask Yahoo Question
Mentioned this 12,000 year old bush and then of course some 25 million year old bacteria

12,000 years old creosote bush (Larrea tridentata).

Why Files amber bacteria article

Cal Poly Microbiologist Cano Brings Ancient Bacteria Back to Life

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Cano, some of his students, and Ambergene Corp. of San Carlos have revived more than 1,200
types of bacteria and other one-celled organisms as old as 135 million years.

Raul Cano Ph.D Ancient DNA and Microorganisms
Cal Poly Professor's Research Inspired "Jurassic Park" Movies

Scientists revive 250 million-year-old bacteria
Nature - 250 million years in suspended animation
BBC - Row over ancient bacteria



Austin Powers 3 - Goldmember out Jul 26th, 2002
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Goldmember is a Prequel. The film will flash back to the 1950s
when Austin and Dr. Evil are classmates. The two apparently
become enemies after a falling out of some sort. Austin may
also find his long lost parents.
Jay Roach will direct Mike Meyers again.
Michael Caine(Capt. Hendricks)
Beyonce Knowles (Foxy Cleopatra)
Heather Graham (cameo)
Sean Connery (rumored)
Tom Cruise (rumored)
Britney Spears (cameo)
IGN AP3 news
IMDB
Upcoming Movie AP3 Info
Countingdwon.com AP3 Info
Cinecon AP3 Info & News
Austins Pad info

A man found in the Afghan prison, fighting for the taliban claims to be an American
I had heard that some british citzens had been fighting for the taliban too.



"IT", "Ginger" is out.

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Sunday, December 2, 2001

I installed windows 2000 onto my new machine. I don't plan on using XP, I don't trust
it just yet. Played some OFP over the network here at home. The game did the slow
down thing in win98 again. It only happens in multiplayer mode, and since it's a new
machine it's either the old harddrive or video card. I have seen it happen on another
system, but it's only seems to be in that one game. I check my case it had one case fan.
I did a bit of modification and hooked up 2 more fans. One sucks in air in the front, one
blows out the back and then one blows down on the video card and motherboard.
I also seperated the 2 harddrives so they wouldn't overheat each other.
More PC Pics

Doom GBA Review
AMD Athlon XP - Overclocking
Ghost Recon - review 1 Revview 2
Reivew 3

Playboy launch Playmate dolls complete with thongs
Four wounded in part of the largest SAS raid ever
Tests find CT Anthrax

NY Times Piece Justice Deformed: War and the Constitution



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